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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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Posted 6/6/06 11:43 AM |
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Long Island Weddings
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name: Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
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Posted 6/6/06 11:44 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Name: MrsERod™®
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 6/6/06 11:45 AM |
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
love it!!!
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Posted 6/6/06 12:06 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
Posted by scarletbegonia
love it!!!
we need a bowing smiley.
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Posted 6/6/06 12:36 PM |
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Jessica
I'm a mommy :)
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Name: ~Jess~
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
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Posted 6/6/06 12:38 PM |
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Summer05
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Posted 6/6/06 12:39 PM |
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ChristineR
New Year, New Beginnings!
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Name: Christine
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
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Posted 6/6/06 12:39 PM |
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2PreciousBlessings
The Perfect Pair
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Name: Best Wife & Mommy
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Posted 6/6/06 12:41 PM |
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MrsMaz
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
ewwwwe
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Posted 6/6/06 12:43 PM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
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Name: B
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Posted 6/6/06 12:51 PM |
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Shanti
True love
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Posted 6/6/06 12:51 PM |
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juju
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Posted 6/6/06 12:54 PM |
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MrsPornStar
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Posted 6/6/06 12:56 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Name: MrsERod™®
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
guess he could never use the phrase:
"oh my virgin ears"...
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Posted 6/6/06 12:59 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
Posted by MrsERod
guess he could never use the phrase:
"oh my virgin ears"...
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Haaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted 6/6/06 1:20 PM |
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baghag
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
Posted by LadyLainez
Posted by MrsERod
guess he could never use the phrase:
"oh my virgin ears"...
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Haaaaaaaaaaa
omg
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Posted 6/6/06 1:42 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
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Posted 6/6/06 1:44 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
Posted by MrsERod
guess he could never use the phrase:
"oh my virgin ears"...
PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 6/6/06 1:45 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Name: Properly perfect™
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
OMG
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Posted 6/6/06 1:46 PM |
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PEACH28
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Name: Denea
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
hilarious!!!!
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Posted 6/6/06 2:09 PM |
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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
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Name: Lauren
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
Posted by baghag
Posted by LadyLainez
Posted by MrsERod
guess he could never use the phrase:
"oh my virgin ears"...
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Haaaaaaaaaaa
omg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 6/6/06 2:18 PM |
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MsMBV
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
omg
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Posted 6/6/06 3:13 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
OMG that was too funny
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Posted 6/6/06 3:14 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: Tuesday's Joke(Rated R)
This is hysterical.....
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Posted 6/6/06 3:21 PM |
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