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had this sent to me.. funny joke... p.s. teachers u would appreciate this!! FUNNY~~~

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had this sent to me.. funny joke... p.s. teachers u would appreciate this!! FUNNY~~~

guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and sayS hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his

wife and says, "My

God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all mybuddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"


She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher.





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Posted 9/26/06 8:16 PM
 
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Posted 9/26/06 8:17 PM
 

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Posted 9/26/06 8:17 PM
 

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Sooo true. I always refer to my students as my kids.

Posted 9/26/06 9:10 PM
 

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Posted 9/26/06 9:13 PM
 

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Posted 9/27/06 7:37 AM
 

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bump- cmon girlies its funny!!!

Posted 9/27/06 7:00 PM
 

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