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nov04libride
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Long Island Barbies
A forward I just got....
Long Island Barbies:
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market.
Central Islip Barbie:
This Modern Day Retro-Barbie comes with Two Gold Teeth, Acid Washed Jeans, White Reeboks, Feathered Hair and a Double Ring Belt (Yes it is 2005.) She also comes with Ken, her brother/boyfriend, complete with house arrest bracelet and Dodge Neon. Parole Officer Sold Separately.
Hempstead Barbie:
This Barbie comes with Hoop Earrings, Hair Weave, Food Stamps, a bus pass, a search warrant, and a court date. She also comes with three babies and three different Ken's (Baby's Daddies). Each Ken comes with his own bag of weed. (Sold separately and on a Street Corner)
New Cassel Barbie:
(Not Available) Who are you kidding? No one wants anything from New Cassel.
Brentwood Barbie:
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and four baby Barbies in the backseat no car seats). The optional Ken doll comes with a paint-bucket, lunch pail, and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for Brentwood Barbie or Ken.
Garden City Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a 3500-square foot house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. *** (rear end) not available. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Franklin Square Barbie:
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.
Uniondale Barbie:
This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth-lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash - preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop then we don't know what you are talking about.
Great Neck Barbie:
This stuck-up yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are a Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
Hicksville Barbie:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's *** when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Roslyn Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie comes with take-out menus, lunch dates, and vacation homes. She wears only the most expensive clothes that either her daddy or hen-pecked hubby Ken pays for. She rarely has a job, yet is never home to take care of her own kids. She comes with Lawyer Ken. Optional housekeeper/nanny sold separately. But you better get one for her or she'll never shut up.
Levittown Barbie:
This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hicksville Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available is a mobile home.
Huntington Barbie:
This doll actually smells like tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Huntington Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
New Hyde Park Barbie:
This Italian Princess Barbie comes with teased black hair, 12 gold chains, 7 gold bracelets, 8 rings and 1 ankle bracelet. Included are a permanently attached cell phone and a black Monte Carlo with ILUVTONY license plates. The accompanying Ken doll has been replaced with a black haired Tony doll with hairy chest and gel/hairdryer kit.
Merrick Barbie:
This is the knock-off wearing, fake-nail-sporting, paying-for-her-Lexus-lease-by-the-skin-of-her-teeth, "low-rent" version of Roslyn Barbie. She aspires to be Great Neck Barbie. Due to incessant Merrick Barbie nagging, Ken is happily anatomically correct.
Message edited 9/14/2005 11:37:44 AM.
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Re: Long Island Barbies
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Stefanie
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Re: Long Island Barbies
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Long Island Barbies
I got this a while ago...I sent to someone and they got offended by it.....
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KPsquared
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Yes this was posted on LIW last year and caused some major problems. Just a heads up. Might want to remove.
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danielleandscott
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Levittown Barbie:
This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hicksville Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available is a mobile home.
That is F'd up
Scott
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by KimPetro
Yes this was posted on LIW last year and caused some major problems. Just a heads up. Might want to remove.
I agree. Very stereo typical.
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Luvlylady
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Very Funny
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GenLCSW
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Leeners
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Re: Long Island Barbies
I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny 
People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point  We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously
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Sassyz75
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Merrick Barbie:
This is the knock-off wearing, fake-nail-sporting, paying-for-her-Lexus-lease-by-the-skin-of-her-teeth, "low-rent" version of Roslyn Barbie. She aspires to be Great Neck Barbie. Due to incessant Merrick Barbie nagging, Ken is happily anatomically correct.
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Yes this was posted on LIW last year and caused some major problems. Just a heads up. Might want to remove.
I agree. Very stereo typical.
In my case I'm not offended but I don't think it's a proper thing to post on a public forum site.
JMO
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Michi
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by Leeners
I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny
People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously
i agree 100%!
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by nov04libride
Levittown Barbie:
This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hicksville Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available is a mobile home.
Having grown up in Levittown, I have to say there were a small number of girls like this. A SMALL number. Maybe a third of last year's graduating eighth grade class.
I think it's all pretty damn funny.
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Stefanie
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by Leeners
I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny
People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously
WORD!!
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Leeners
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by Stefanie
WORD!!
OMG Stefanie, I almost spit my water at the screen when I saw your avatar - that is sooooooo funny and cute!!!! I <3 Jared 
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kathleeng
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by Leeners
I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny
People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously
Amen!! I live in Brooklyn so I could only imagine what a Brooklyn Barbie would sound like!!! Even so, it would still give me a good chuckle!!
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by Leeners
Posted by Stefanie
WORD!!
OMG Stefanie, I almost spit my water at the screen when I saw your avatar - that is sooooooo funny and cute!!!! I <3 Jared
Thank you!!!
There are more pictures on parenting...btw...
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Tany
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BriBri2u
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by Stefanie
Posted by Leeners
I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny
People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously
WORD!!
Seriously...people need to learn how to look at things in a comical way once in awhile...laughing is good for the soul
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KPsquared
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Re: Long Island Barbies
I guess I just see this in two ways. One part of me think some parts are funny and another part thinks it is offensive. JMO
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Tany
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Re: Long Island Barbies
I don't find it offensive per se but I don't think it's appropiate.jmo
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Long Island Barbies
Posted by KimPetro
I guess I just see this in two ways. One part of me think some parts are funny and another part thinks it is offensive. JMO
I feel the same way too. JMO
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Shelly
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Re: Long Island Barbies
I think its funny. It's meant to poke fun at the stereotypes. It's a joke. If you think you'll be offended by this- DON'T READ IT! Come on- you have to figure out what its about from the subject title.
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