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crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

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nancygrace
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crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

FOr example my mother used to tell me as a child that my room would go on fire if i didnt clean the dust and things out from under my bed. I now know this is so untrue....

have u ever realized something later on in life that is not true?

Posted 6/1/06 9:19 PM
 
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neenie

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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

santa claus. but i dont wanna talk about it Chat Icon


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Posted 6/1/06 9:20 PM
 

luvsbob4603
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

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Posted 6/1/06 9:21 PM
 

Susan
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by neeniebean86

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Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon ! My mom used to tell me lots of things like, "If you cross your eyes, they'll stay that way forever" types of things also.

Posted 6/1/06 9:22 PM
 

4monkeys
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My mom told us that she bought us at the store (I guess we had the "where did we come from" question)... and I seriously pictured my sister and I (we're twinsChat Icon ) sitting on a shelf at the store Chat Icon Chat Icon
My husband LOVES this story Chat Icon Chat Icon and always says "yep, 2 for 1, the __(last name) twins! they sing they dance" (as if he's trying to sell us Chat Icon Chat Icon )
I gotta say thats pretty funny but I just roll my eyes when he starts, until I explode Chat Icon Chat Icon

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Posted 6/1/06 9:27 PM
 

Lisa
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

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Holy crap!! I am dying!! That is so freaking funny!

Posted 6/1/06 9:32 PM
 

Jax430
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

-If I lied, I would get pimples on my tongue
- If I didn't drink enough milk, I would get white spots under my nails.

Posted 6/1/06 9:35 PM
 

ggt08
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

If I swallowed gum I would stick to the toilet...

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Posted 6/1/06 9:36 PM
 

neenie

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If I swallowed gum I would stick to the toilet...

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(Love it!!! i have to remember that one for when i have kids!) Chat Icon

Posted 6/1/06 9:37 PM
 

MrsDiamondgrlie
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Brussel sprouts werent gross... they are just little heads of lettuce. Chat Icon

Posted 6/1/06 9:38 PM
 

nancygrace
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Posted by kdelace

If I swallowed gum I would stick to the toilet...

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Posted 6/1/06 9:38 PM
 

Christine
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Posted by kdelace

If I swallowed gum I would stick to the toilet...

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that's hilarious!!!!

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Posted 6/1/06 9:38 PM
 

nrthshgrl
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Posted by kdelace

If I swallowed gum I would stick to the toilet...

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That was great! I'm going to have to remember these.

My mom told us that she had eyes in the back of her head & could see what we were doing to each other behind her back.

Some of the lies I've told so far are:
Restaurants have spanking rooms -so they need to behave.
If they say they're full, they have to stick out their tongue & I declare "No you're not! I can see you still have room left"
That they're magic.

Posted 6/1/06 10:11 PM
 

lvdolphins
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

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and If I swallowed gum I would stick to the toilet...
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Posted 6/1/06 10:16 PM
 

peabody
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Spinach was really candy so I should eat it because I loved candy.

Posted 6/1/06 10:38 PM
 

MikesWife
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My dad used to tell that he made me out of nails and wood.

My sister said the tub drain was going to **** me in.

Posted 6/2/06 5:56 AM
 

coopersmom
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My brother used to tell me that families were only allowed to have 2 children and since I was the 3rd child I was going to have to leave.

Posted 6/2/06 8:08 AM
 

BikerGrl
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Dad had me believing for a while that the world was black & white when he was a kid!

He would remind me that all his pictures were black & white, all the reruns of shows he watched as a kid were in black in white too!
Sorta funny that so many years later they made movie like that!!!! (Pleasantville)Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Thanks Dad!

Posted 6/2/06 8:11 AM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

when i was bad my mom drove past this office building near TGI friday's in Melville- and she would tell me that it was a home for bad children and that if i was bad i would have to go there

Posted 6/2/06 8:11 AM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by Jax430


- If I didn't drink enough milk, I would get white spots under my nails.



i think that one is true! from calcium deficiency or something

Posted 6/2/06 8:12 AM
 

DebG
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My sister used to tell me one that would scare the crapola outta me.
She told me that if I ate chicken and it wasn't cooked enough then that chicken would lay eggs in my stomach! Then the little chicks would hatch and peck away at my intestines in order to get out?
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Posted 6/2/06 8:15 AM
 

mommy2Alex
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

When I was bad my mother used to tell me she was going to call the childrens home. She even had the number in the telephone book. She would call and I would throw a fit. I pictured it like the dog pound with kids in cages and they would take me away in net. Chat Icon Funny, now when I look back on it but God was I scared. When I would calm down she would pretend to call back and say I promised to be good. Talk about emotional abuse. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/2/06 8:41 AM
 

4monkeys
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This is a GREAT thread, Im LMAOOO Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/2/06 8:58 AM
 

MrsERod
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

Posted by DebG

My sister used to tell me one that would scare the crapola outta me.
She told me that if I ate chicken and it wasn't cooked enough then that chicken would lay eggs in my stomach! Then the little chicks would hatch and peck away at my intestines in order to get out?
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Posted 6/2/06 8:59 AM
 

MsMBV
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Re: crazy things our parents told u that we now know is BS...LOL

My mother used to tell me that Broccoli was dessert.Chat Icon

Posted 6/2/06 9:07 AM
 
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