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skprmiss
Loud is fun!!
Member since 5/05 1504 total posts
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Coming home drunk!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
Member since 9/05 18504 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
 
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:35 AM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
awww what a good hubby
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:36 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:38 AM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
Member since 8/05 14624 total posts
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:39 AM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:40 AM |
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FelAndJon
needs to update her avatar pic
Member since 6/05 10212 total posts
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
cute!
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:41 AM |
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Kirsten
LIF Toddler
Member since 5/05 485 total posts
Name:
Kirsten
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:58 AM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
Member since 11/05 13118 total posts
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B
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 10:58 AM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 11:05 AM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
Member since 5/05 16541 total posts
Name:
Kristin
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
I like that. Hooray for hubby!
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| Posted 3/2/06 11:06 AM |
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mommy2bella
Where does time go?
Member since 12/05 9747 total posts
Name:
Kelly
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
Message edited 12/21/2011 11:53:32 AM.
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| Posted 3/2/06 12:52 PM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
Member since 7/05 21138 total posts
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Genna
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 12:54 PM |
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PiyoPika566
talk to the hand
Member since 5/05 1436 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
what a good boy
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| Posted 3/2/06 12:56 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
Member since 5/05 17334 total posts
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
I LOVE it!!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 1:04 PM |
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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
Member since 5/05 2650 total posts
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Lauren
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 1:07 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Member since 10/05 6039 total posts
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 1:09 PM |
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BCK1029
LIF Infant
Member since 5/05 366 total posts
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 1:27 PM |
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Summer05
LIF Adult
Member since 5/05 2320 total posts
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 2:55 PM |
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Shanti
True love
Member since 6/05 12653 total posts
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 3:01 PM |
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dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
Member since 10/05 11561 total posts
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Dina
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 3:02 PM |
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Mushpot
LIF Adolescent
Member since 2/06 846 total posts
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Traci
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
LMAO!!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 4:33 PM |
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sunny
Life is good!
Member since 5/05 8369 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 4:37 PM |
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kms717
St Philomena Protect My Son
Member since 2/06 2747 total posts
Name:
Kelly
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
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| Posted 3/2/06 4:46 PM |
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MrsSchwags
Soccer Baseball Lax Mom
Member since 10/05 11240 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Coming home drunk!!
i like that one!
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| Posted 3/2/06 5:11 PM |
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