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Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

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MamaNDaddyof3
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Mommy

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear 3rd grade teacher,
Please stop sending my daughter home with homework that doesnt make any sense

Posted 5/13/05 10:08 PM
 
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Holly
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

To Whom it May Concern,

Please find the cure for cancer.

Thanks.

Posted 5/13/05 11:07 PM
 

Jax430
Hi!

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Jackie

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear DH,

When I say I want to do something together tonight, like watch a movie or play a game, I don't mean after you're done chatting on your nintendo website at 11:30 pm, and I don't mean just watching an episode of family guy for half an hour.

Your annoyed wife.

Posted 5/13/05 11:11 PM
 

Tany
Becoming a different woman

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Tania

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by Jax430

Dear DH,

When I say I want to do something together tonight, like watch a movie or play a game, I don't mean after you're done chatting on your nintendo website at 11:30 pm, and I don't mean just watching an episode of family guy for half an hour.

Your annoyed wife.



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Posted 5/13/05 11:15 PM
 

SoinLove
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Kristin

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by Palebride

Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori Chat Icon



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Posted 5/13/05 11:16 PM
 

june262004
But I love the Snow!

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Kristin

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!



Posted by Palebride

Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori Chat Icon



Dear Lori,

I do the same thing. Some of my "dear letters" where

Dear cell phone users Hang up and drive.

Dear Cell phone users while in a restaurant hang up and eat.

Dear Cell phone users please shut up and talk low no need to hear your entire convo (one sided which is even worse) especially while im eating in a restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted 5/13/05 11:21 PM
 

june262004
But I love the Snow!

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Kristin

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear Moron Drivers

Please use a blinker.

Posted 5/13/05 11:22 PM
 

Tany
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Tania

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by june262004



Posted by Palebride

Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori Chat Icon



Dear Lori,

I do the same thing. Some of my "dear letters" where

Dear cell phone users Hang up and drive.

Dear Cell phone users while in a restaurant hang up and eat.

Dear Cell phone users please shut up and talk low no need to hear your entire convo (one sided which is even worse) especially while im eating in a restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Posted 5/13/05 11:23 PM
 

SoinLove
Making big changes

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Kristin

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by june262004

Dear Moron Drivers

Please use a blinker.



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Dear Slow Drivers,
PLEASE stay in the righthand lane. Obviously when you're in the lefthand lane and people are swerving around you and flipping you off, you're not going fast enough.

Posted 5/13/05 11:24 PM
 

Tany
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Tania

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

dear scam artists:

please stop using body parts in your scams

Sincerely,

missing body part owner.Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/05 11:26 PM
 

leighla
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Lauren

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear other women at DSW:

Please do not attempt to try on MY shoes as I am trying on other pairs.

I understand that they are cute...I bought them, but just because they do not have feet in them at the moment does not make them fair game.

Thank you,

barefoot in the aisle

Posted 5/14/05 5:52 PM
 

Jax430
Hi!

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Jackie

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by leighla

Dear other women at DSW:

Please do not attempt to try on MY shoes as I am trying on other pairs.

I understand that they are cute...I bought them, but just because they do not have feet in them at the moment does not make them fair game.

Thank you,

barefoot in the aisle



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Posted 5/14/05 5:53 PM
 

june262004
But I love the Snow!

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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear lady in Cold Stone,


Stay out of my Arse. If you could stand any closer to me id think you were in my arse. When someone says "hmmm I don't know what I want" DO NOT say well I do AS to say get out of the way no one is helping us yet. When I am being helped do not stand ontop of me to read what flavors they have, When its my turn to pay do not cut in front of me to pay for yours.

Thank you

If I wasn't with other people I don't know so well Id have beat you down!

Posted 5/14/05 5:56 PM
 

mrswask
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Michal

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear Ginzo in the truck with the tinted out windows behind me:

I know you like your house music and your bass - but if my car is shaking and I can't hear my own music, I'm thinking yours is a little loud!!

Posted 5/14/05 6:08 PM
 

jersee3380
He's here!!

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1372 total posts

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caroline

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by Holly

Dear Vodka Manufacturers,

For some reason, your products make me do funny things.Chat Icon




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Posted 5/14/05 7:18 PM
 

jersee3380
He's here!!

Member since 5/05

1372 total posts

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caroline

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by neeniebean86

Posted by Jax430

Dear Binghamton University Alumni Association,

I am STILL in school. I have NO money to give you. PLEASE stop calling and asking.

Thanks kindly,
Jackie



CC: SUNY Stony Brook



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Posted 5/14/05 7:21 PM
 

jersee3380
He's here!!

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caroline

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear FH,

Saying 'honey get naked' is not a turn on. It will never be. Get over it.

Your FW
---------------
Dear FMIL,

The world does not revolve around you. It never will. Get over it.

Your FDIL
---------------

Dear Idol Fans,

Stop voting for Constantine just b/c he's greek. He will never win. Get over it.

A Tired Swede
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Dear Drivers,

The pedal is on the right. It will never be on your cell phone, in a lipstick tube, or on the rear view mirror. Get over it.

Graduate of Driving School

Posted 5/14/05 7:25 PM
 

jersee3380
He's here!!

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1372 total posts

Name:
caroline

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by WoodIAm

Dear Slow Poke,

MOVE OVER! You've got a line of really irate drivers in back of you and I don't want to be near you when the road rage begins!

Sincerely,
The one in back of you

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Tailgater,

Get off my A$$!! Where do expect me to go with this slow poke in front of me!

Sincerely,
A driver who is in a hurry too.



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Posted 5/14/05 7:26 PM
 

jersee3380
He's here!!

Member since 5/05

1372 total posts

Name:
caroline

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by heidla

Dear Beer Companies,

Women buy beer also. Can we please have a couple of commercials for us girls?

Sincerely,

Your forgotten female consumer



hell yea!!

Posted 5/14/05 7:27 PM
 

PrincessRose
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Rachel

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

If you guys like this, my friends and I have an LJ community actually devoted to such things.

No Love

Our language gets a little bad sometimes, but it's a WONDERFUL way for us to vent. My personal favorite is the first one posted (you'll have to request previous entries), by Goddess2619, my BM.

Posted 5/14/05 7:31 PM
 

VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!

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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear Swimsuit Manufacturers,

There is absolutly no reason why 10 square inches of cloth schould cost over $70. These damn suits better be woven with gold.

With love,

Annoyed swimsuit shopper.

Posted 5/14/05 8:45 PM
 

Tany
Becoming a different woman

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Tania

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Posted by VirginiaDeb

Dear Swimsuit Manufacturers,

There is absolutly no reason why 10 square inches of cloth schould cost over $70. These damn suits better be woven with gold.

With love,

Annoyed swimsuit shopper.



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Posted 5/14/05 8:48 PM
 

Cocoa
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

dear students,

homework is not optional.

your teacher



dear parents,

you are done with school. it is not your homework. i can tell it is not your child's handwriting. please stop.

your child's teacher


dear nbc, abc, and cbs,

people do stay home on saturday nights. please help us out here!

a viewer


dear darling husband,

i have curly hair. don't tell me to brush it. unless you really are frankenstein.

love, your bride

Posted 5/14/05 8:52 PM
 

mrswask
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Michal

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear School Administrators:

I bust my butt preparing and going on interviews for your district. I research your district, prepare myself, dry clean my suits, and in this case, called in sick for work because I felt it was worth it. By the way, this is also the THIRD year in a row that you have called me in for interviews! I know you said you would contact me about a third interview within two weeks - but guess what - Monday is two weeks! Must you wait until the very last minute? Can you please call me even if I'm not moving on and give me that little iota of respect? I stalk my answering machine ALL day long!Chat Icon

Posted 5/14/05 8:56 PM
 

MamaNDaddyof3
:)

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Mommy

Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!

Dear MIL,
when we are at a party please stop asking everyone except me if you can get them a drink and then please dont give me a dirty look.Please stop being such a b*tch
Annoyed DIL

Posted 5/14/05 11:20 PM
 
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