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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
Each of these “emotions” lasts about 3 seconds.
I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.
I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.
GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
I wanna open and close the thermostat.
I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.
Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS.
I wanna pick up the cat by its head.
I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.
HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
CHEDDAR BUNNIES.
I HATE FRUIT.
I want out of my chair.
I wanna play with the iPad.
I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
I wanna take my pants off.
I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
I’m thirsty.
No, not for that.
Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
Where’s Daddy?
Where’s the cat?
Where’s Mommy?
SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.
Hungry again. Never mind.
I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
I’m tired.
I’M NOT TIRED!
I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
No, not inside either!
I need to push some buttons right now.
I hate this diaper.
My eyes itch.
WOW! Is this my toe?
STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
I hate these pants.
This shirt itches.
I’m tired.
Stop asking me if I’m tired.
Where’s that toy that goes beep?
I wanna take a bath in my clothes.
Put on my favorite song.
Where’s the cat?
What is UP with my shirt?
Did I just hear a dog bark?
YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
I wanna see a dog.
No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.
Is my penis still there? Good.
I peed.
I’m bored.
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
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Teachergal
We made a snowman!
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
This perfectly captures the irrational mind of a 2 year old!
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| Posted 9/22/12 7:59 PM |
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Gdesq
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
so very true
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| Posted 9/22/12 8:02 PM |
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FlowerWife
Positive Vibrations...
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Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
i read this a few months ago and it gets more hilarious as my DD gets older.. she's 16m now and i feel like this is just beginning!
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| Posted 9/22/12 9:13 PM |
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mrsboss
my little love
Member since 12/09 5054 total posts
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Me
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Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
Love it
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Genna
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
its so funny because my almost 3 years old says a lot of these things
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| Posted 9/23/12 7:30 AM |
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inbliss
I'm a mommy to a 2 year old!!!
Member since 1/08 1694 total posts
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Andrea
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
We are going through most of this right now!!
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| Posted 9/23/12 8:50 AM |
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teaforthree
My Handsome Boy!
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
LOVE IT!!! I feel like this is my 13 month old! I'm in trouble when he's two! Lol.
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| Posted 9/23/12 11:39 AM |
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Hofstra26
Love to Bake!
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
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..being a mommy and being a wife!
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
Wow I never knew my DD had a blog!
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| Posted 9/23/12 7:46 PM |
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Budjeg11
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Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
HIlarious!
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yankinmanc
Happy Days!
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
That's my Immi! Get these shoes on, I love them. take these god damned shoes off now!!! Love it!
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drewsgirl
My loves
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Amanda
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Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
Love it!
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| Posted 9/24/12 8:30 AM |
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rkl1130
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Rose Ann
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
When did DD start blogging?!
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| Posted 9/24/12 9:21 AM |
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JRsMaMa
LIF Adult
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Jake's Mama
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Re: Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of a 2 year old
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