Are you Corporate Ghetto?

U know you are CORPORATE GHETTO if the following are true:

>1. You don't officially start working in the morning until you read your
emails.

>2. Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria
workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE.

>3. Your version of a conference call is when you call your friends and
plan what you are doing for the weekend.

>4. The only time your man/woman picks you up from work is on payday.

>5. Friends and family members call you at work to cuss you out because you
didn't answer your phone quick enough.

>6. You paint your nails at your desk.

>7. When you are on a personal call you laugh so loud your co-workers on
the other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny.

>8. On casual Friday, you wear your best Pelle Pelle, Tommy Hilfiger, DKNY
shirts and jeans ( ladies- tightest jeans ) everyone in your office thinks
you are advertising for them.
>9. You have pictures on your wall with you and your friends at the club.
>10. You talk about how much money you make.
>11. To beat the system, you have codes for personal calls that let's
someone know to call you right back. ( let the phone ring two times and
call me right back)
>12. You give your out-of-town friends your company's 1-800 number.
>13. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story
several times out loud.
>14. Coworkers inquire how your father's surgery went that required you to
be out for days and you haven't seen your daddy since he left your momma
when you were born.
>15. You use the company's postage machine to stamp your letters to your
mate in the penitentiary.
>16. Your kid's school supplies all have your company insignia on them.
>17. You can't function straight when the batteries go dead in your desk
radio.
>18. You call in sick on payday Friday and send your cousin to pick up your
paycheck.
>19. You contribute $1 to the office Christmas party, eat the most food and
take a platter of lunchmeat and potato salad home to your family for
dinner.
>20. Before someone uses your telephone at your desk, they have to wipe the
chicken grease off the handset.
>21. You call in sick on Friday because you went out on Thursday.
>22. You don't like your supervisor and a couple other coworkers and you
tell them off on a regular basis and wonder why you haven't been promoted.
>23. You get your haircut/hair done on lunch and come back two hours later.
>24. You cuss your creditors out for calling you at work.
>25. You come to work on Friday's dressed for the club.
>26. Your kids call your job and say to the operator, "Let me speak to my
Mama"
>27. You eat sunflower seeds at your desk.
>28. If you are sitting there reading this instead of getting your work
done.

Re: Are you Corporate Ghetto?

hysterical!

Re: Are you Corporate Ghetto?

OMG...I'm #27 all the way! I eat sunflower seeds all thr time!! I them.

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OMG SO FUNNY
I ALMOST CHOCKED ON MY SUNFLOWER SEEDS WHEN I READ #27

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that's tooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Are you Corporate Ghetto?

Very funny!!!!

Re: Are you Corporate Ghetto?

there are like 10 of these that are true of my office!