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JerseyMamaOf3
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Chat Icon . I do feel bad for you but if I was still working I would have traded you for your assistant with the girl that replaced me. She said durning my last day at lunch infront of the entire staff the following. An attorney (we shared offices with a law firm) asked her what she did before coming here and she said "I was in accounting but it doesn't help me here" Umm hello you work for an accounting firm, you do accounts payable and receivables as part of your job description how does that not help you Chat Icon

Posted 8/23/06 8:46 PM
 
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Lucky09
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Your stories have been so funny! Please don't fire her - they have been my entertainment for the past couple of days! Chat Icon

Posted 8/23/06 9:20 PM
 

JenniferEver
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

hahah.,.the best is the coffee. I think she DOES think it'll make her more mature!!!

Posted 8/24/06 9:04 AM
 

MeeshkaMich
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted 8/24/06 10:03 AM
 

Shopaholic921
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Seles81

Chat Icon . I do feel bad for you but if I was still working I would have traded you for your assistant with the girl that replaced me. She said durning my last day at lunch infront of the entire staff the following. An attorney (we shared offices with a law firm) asked her what she did before coming here and she said "I was in accounting but it doesn't help me here" Umm hello you work for an accounting firm, you do accounts payable and receivables as part of your job description how does that not help you Chat Icon



Chat Icon is she for real?

Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....

Posted 8/24/06 10:28 AM
 

baghag
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Chat Icon is she for real?

Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....



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Posted 8/24/06 10:30 AM
 

Blu-ize
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Seles81

Chat Icon . I do feel bad for you but if I was still working I would have traded you for your assistant with the girl that replaced me. She said durning my last day at lunch infront of the entire staff the following. An attorney (we shared offices with a law firm) asked her what she did before coming here and she said "I was in accounting but it doesn't help me here" Umm hello you work for an accounting firm, you do accounts payable and receivables as part of your job description how does that not help you Chat Icon



Chat Icon is she for real?

Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....



She didn't say that!!!!

Posted 8/24/06 10:30 AM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921



Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....



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This is too funnyChat Icon

Posted 8/24/06 10:34 AM
 

Shopaholic921
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Brooke

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Seles81

Chat Icon . I do feel bad for you but if I was still working I would have traded you for your assistant with the girl that replaced me. She said durning my last day at lunch infront of the entire staff the following. An attorney (we shared offices with a law firm) asked her what she did before coming here and she said "I was in accounting but it doesn't help me here" Umm hello you work for an accounting firm, you do accounts payable and receivables as part of your job description how does that not help you Chat Icon



Chat Icon is she for real?

Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....



She didn't say that!!!!



yep.. that she did. I still have the bruise on my shin from my co-worker kicking me under the table to prove it.

At the time it was funny, and I just thought she felt comfortable talking to us.. little did I know Chat Icon

Posted 8/24/06 10:35 AM
 

MeeshkaMich
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Seles81

Chat Icon . I do feel bad for you but if I was still working I would have traded you for your assistant with the girl that replaced me. She said durning my last day at lunch infront of the entire staff the following. An attorney (we shared offices with a law firm) asked her what she did before coming here and she said "I was in accounting but it doesn't help me here" Umm hello you work for an accounting firm, you do accounts payable and receivables as part of your job description how does that not help you Chat Icon



Chat Icon is she for real?

Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....



She didn't say that!!!!



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Posted 8/24/06 10:35 AM
 

Stacey1403
Where it all began....

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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Ohh when you do fire her you could say you are FIRING THE SH*T OUT OF HER! She would like thatChat Icon

Posted 8/24/06 10:35 AM
 

Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A

Member since 7/05

32475 total posts

Name:
Susan

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Seles81

Chat Icon . I do feel bad for you but if I was still working I would have traded you for your assistant with the girl that replaced me. She said durning my last day at lunch infront of the entire staff the following. An attorney (we shared offices with a law firm) asked her what she did before coming here and she said "I was in accounting but it doesn't help me here" Umm hello you work for an accounting firm, you do accounts payable and receivables as part of your job description how does that not help you Chat Icon



Chat Icon is she for real?

Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....



She didn't say that!!!!



yep.. that she did. I still have the bruise on my shin from my co-worker kicking me under the table to prove it.

At the time it was funny, and I just thought she felt comfortable talking to us.. little did I know Chat Icon



You know it's all bad...it's going to end one way or another. A person cannot change their spots.

Message edited 8/24/2006 10:36:17 AM.

Posted 8/24/06 10:35 AM
 

Shopaholic921
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Brooke

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon

Posted 8/24/06 10:37 AM
 

Shopaholic921
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Brooke

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Stacey1403

Ohh when you do fire her you could say you are FIRING THE SH*T OUT OF HER! She would like thatChat Icon



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Posted 8/24/06 10:37 AM
 

JenniferEver
The Disney Lady

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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

It sounds like she is TRULY clueless.

and I thought *I* would do badly in an office setting.

Posted 8/24/06 10:38 AM
 

Stacey1403
Where it all began....

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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon



Oh no no no no no, she is not wearing a shirt with Madonna on itChat Icon

Posted 8/24/06 10:40 AM
 

Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A

Member since 7/05

32475 total posts

Name:
Susan

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon



Ask her to Vogue to Starbucks and get you another peanut butter cookie.

Posted 8/24/06 10:40 AM
 

Shopaholic921
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Member since 10/05

5113 total posts

Name:
Brooke

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Stacey1403

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon



Oh no no no no no, she is not wearing a shirt with Madonna on itChat Icon



I don't know if it's madonna... it's like a glitter outline of some random face...

Posted 8/24/06 10:41 AM
 

Stacey1403
Where it all began....

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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Blu-ize

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon



Ask her to Vogue to Starbucks and get you another peanut butter cookie.


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Posted 8/24/06 10:42 AM
 

Stacey1403
Where it all began....

Member since 5/05

24065 total posts

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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Stacey1403

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon



Oh no no no no no, she is not wearing a shirt with Madonna on itChat Icon



I don't know if it's madonna... it's like a glitter outline of some random face...



Can you make an announcement for her:

The 80's have called they want their wardrobe back!!

Posted 8/24/06 10:42 AM
 

Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A

Member since 7/05

32475 total posts

Name:
Susan

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Stacey1403

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon



Oh no no no no no, she is not wearing a shirt with Madonna on itChat Icon

,



I don't know if it's madonna... it's like a glitter outline of some random face...



what's with the freakin glitter!!!!!?????

Is this what you talked to her about? Is it ok to wear glitter and a face on your shirt?

Posted 8/24/06 10:42 AM
 

MeeshkaMich
LL=Yum

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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by shellybelle

so what is she wearing today? Inquiring minds want to know.



Today she's wearing an ugly outfit... She told me they were having "SICK" sales at wet seal.. Chat Icon

It's a long white peasant skirt, and this bold navy and red striped shirt with a picture of maddona on the front..Chat Icon



Yeah thats def. office appropriate Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 8/24/06 10:43 AM
 

Shopaholic921
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Brooke

Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Blu-ize

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what's with the freakin glitter!!!!!?????

Is this what you talked to her about? Is it ok to wear glitter and a face on your shirt?



I didn't mention the glitter.. we're casual enough and a small enough office that it does't really matter. We're a satelite office, so certain things fly here that wouldn't fly at headquarters. If higher ups are coming in town, I'd tell her to tone it down a bit...

Posted 8/24/06 10:47 AM
 

Jenziba
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Posted 8/24/06 10:54 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Assistant update - hilarious...

Posted by Shopaholic921

Posted by Seles81

Chat Icon . I do feel bad for you but if I was still working I would have traded you for your assistant with the girl that replaced me. She said durning my last day at lunch infront of the entire staff the following. An attorney (we shared offices with a law firm) asked her what she did before coming here and she said "I was in accounting but it doesn't help me here" Umm hello you work for an accounting firm, you do accounts payable and receivables as part of your job description how does that not help you Chat Icon



Chat Icon is she for real?

Here's a story from the "assistants" first day at work...

I took her to lunch with a co-worker. We're sitting there and she starts talking about her ex (My co-worker asked her if she had a bf). She decides to tell her boss (me) and our co-worker that she broke up with her last bf because he was to sweet. Her words exactly: "He would always talk about how he loves making love to me. Sometimes a girl just wants to be told by her bf that he wants to F the SH*T out of her". I should have known..lol

I rest my case....




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Posted 8/24/06 11:02 AM
 
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