Been awhile but it's time for a Larry David moment
Conversation between me and the manager of the local NYSC:
NYSC Mgr: Oh, we hate to see members leave. It says on the form you do not have enough time to workout. If you want to workout, you should find the time.
Me: I just wrote that to satisfy you all with an answer. Here is the truth, the only thing I did to get this size is to stop eating red meat and junk food. My husband travels 24/7 and I only joined so he would try to workout. He does not have the time hence my answer on the paper.
NYSC Mgr: Oh, well good for you. Sorry your husband did not give us a chance.
Me: You are not listening, he travels all the time. Are you calling my husband out of shape? You don't even know him!
NYSC Mgr: Oh no, Ma'am. That is not what I meant.
ME: I filled out your paperwork and returned my key card. I think it's time for me to go.
NYSC Mgr: Okay, enjoy your day.
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No wonder that gym is always empty! Not only are the Managers and workers the ones that need to work out but they were playing the Backstreet Boys circa 1998.
