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neener1211
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Birth Order of Children-cute
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't' t do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month
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The Layette :
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing
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Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and
wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:
1st baby : You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
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GRANDCHILDREN:
God's reward for allowing your children to live!
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Melissa1013
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
very cute!
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msangel
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Marta
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
funny, i send it to my sister in law who has three kids!!
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| Posted 4/7/08 10:37 AM |
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DeniseMarie
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
thats cute
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| Posted 4/7/08 10:43 AM |
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jambalady
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Holly
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
That's hysterical!!
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| Posted 4/7/08 10:50 AM |
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CouponKT
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
hilarious!! oh, and I TOTALLY see myself doing these
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| Posted 4/7/08 11:10 AM |
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
This was really funny!
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| Posted 4/7/08 11:13 AM |
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JP826
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
That was great!
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| Posted 4/7/08 1:40 PM |
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Mommy2Boys
My Boys!!!!
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
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| Posted 4/7/08 1:41 PM |
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LisaI
Momma's Little Beans
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
Every single one is true for me to the T.
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| Posted 4/7/08 2:10 PM |
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Jazzyt
My Girl!!!
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Giselle
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
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| Posted 4/7/08 2:39 PM |
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Christina
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Christina
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
So funny, and probably so true!
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| Posted 4/7/08 2:49 PM |
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Karebaby
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
Most of those were true for me!
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| Posted 4/7/08 5:13 PM |
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mcl916
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
So cute, although I can see myself being like #3 with #1-LOL!! I guess I'm a little too laid back
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| Posted 4/7/08 5:18 PM |
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1stimemom
Love my boys
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clwp
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Re: Birth Order of Children-cute
This is so funny...
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| Posted 4/7/08 5:46 PM |
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