Bridal Registry for older couple-JOKE

Harry, age 92, and Mildred, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Harry suggests they go in.



Harry addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Harry: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



Harry: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds .."



Harry: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Harry: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"



Harry: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Harry: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



Harry: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."



Harry: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Harry: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."



Harry: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.."

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Re: Bridal Registry for older couple-JOKE

Re: Bridal Registry for older couple-JOKE

Re: Bridal Registry for older couple-JOKE

too cute!!