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CDC medical alert

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CDC medical alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious,
potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even
electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive
WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means
whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both
of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and/or Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you
do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling
your life.

Posted 5/8/08 3:05 PM
 
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