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What is the funniest joke you know by heart
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PhyllisNJoe
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I have zero clean funny jokes lol
But looking forward to reading something good here
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| Posted 3/4/20 10:54 PM |
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me too phyllis, I dont know any but look forward to reading some
Message edited 3/4/2020 11:03:35 PM.
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| Posted 3/4/20 11:02 PM |
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GoldenRod
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Most of the jokes that I know are "Dad Jokes" that make my kids groan and roll their eyes.... 
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EricaAlt
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What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
Brown-chicken-bown-cow?
I don't know why I still hear it in my head all the time and laugh.
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| Posted 3/5/20 9:06 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
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i LOVE silly kid jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* why is six afraid of seven?
because seven, eight, nine!!
this is my all-time favorite joke because it makes grown adults groan, but in the end they always chuckle.
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| Posted 3/5/20 10:28 AM |
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nycbuslady
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My favorite joke is from the 1990s when the big story was the famine in Africa.
Q: What do Ethiopians use for bunk beds?
A: Venetian blinds.
I still laugh every time I say it! And yes, it’s not politically correct!
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Posted by nycbuslady
My favorite joke is from the 1990s when the big story was the famine in Africa.
Q: What do Ethiopians use for bunk beds?
A: Venetian blinds.
I still laugh every time I say it! And yes, it’s not politically correct!
I don't understand this joke, at all. Can you explain it?
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beachbabe
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Posted by BaysideForever
Posted by nycbuslady
My favorite joke is from the 1990s when the big story was the famine in Africa.
Q: What do Ethiopians use for bunk beds?
A: Venetian blinds.
I still laugh every time I say it! And yes, it’s not politically correct!
I don't understand this joke, at all. Can you explain it?
Is it because they're so skinny they can fit on venetian blinds?
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nycbuslady
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Posted by beachbabe
Posted by BaysideForever
Posted by nycbuslady
My favorite joke is from the 1990s when the big story was the famine in Africa.
Q: What do Ethiopians use for bunk beds?
A: Venetian blinds.
I still laugh every time I say it! And yes, it’s not politically correct!
I don't understand this joke, at all. Can you explain it?
Is it because they're so skinny they can fit on venetian blinds?
Yes! Maybe my sense of humor is weird, but I just picture a bunch of skinny people on the blinds!
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Posted by nycbuslady
Posted by beachbabe
Posted by BaysideForever
Posted by nycbuslady
My favorite joke is from the 1990s when the big story was the famine in Africa.
Q: What do Ethiopians use for bunk beds?
A: Venetian blinds.
I still laugh every time I say it! And yes, it’s not politically correct!
I don't understand this joke, at all. Can you explain it?
Is it because they're so skinny they can fit on venetian blinds?
that is what I imagine as well LOL
Yes! Maybe my sense of humor is weird, but I just picture a bunch of skinny people on the blinds!
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Sash
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Did you hear about the female rapper who only battles on her menstrual cycle?
- The say she got a MEAN FLOW
(Womp womp)
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KateBennetReel
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my fake plants died because i did not pretend to water them.
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hmm
Sweet
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LOL
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GoldenRod
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
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GoldenRod
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.
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GoldenRod
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Baaaaahahahhaha!!!!
Lmaoooo I love this
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WhatNow
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Posted by anonymoususer
Posted by GoldenRod
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Baaaaahahahhaha!!!!
Lmaoooo I love this
 Love it!!
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Mushesgirl
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from the OJ era:
What do OJ Simpson and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
They both batter their chicks before they slice them up.
Bad I know. Who would even think of it???
What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common?
Flatbush
ba-dam-bam (rimshot)
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hmm
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LOL
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