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LisaW
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Christmas in Boca
My mom sent this to me...
I thought it was cute 
A BOCA XMAS
'Twas the night before Xmas
And down here in Boca,
I was sitting at Starbucks,
Drinking my mocha.
I know we're all Jewish,
But was wondering still,
If Santa would come here
And give us a thrill.
On my way home,
No Xmas lights did I see,
On the houses, the windows,
Not even the trees.
What a strange feeling.
Not a decoration in sight.
Was it really December
Or a warm summer's night?
I drove past the delis,
There were lines out the door.
People were waiting
For kishka and more.
The restaurants were busy,
Christmas dinners not planned.
Never, not here
We're in Boca Land.
At home all was quiet.
I left out Kosher wine,
In case Santa came to Boca
For the very first time.
Snoozing came easy
To me Xmas Eve.
I wasn't waiting for presents
To be left under a tree.
I could hope all I want.
I could fuss and then see,
If Santa would make time
For little old me.
Then all of a sudden
He pulled up in his Jag,
With a sack full of presents
Each sporting a tag.
Oh Bloomies, oh Saks
A computer and more.
He knows where to shop,
He frequents my stores!
He looked for the lox,
The bagels and jelly.
He came to Boca first
To fill up his belly!
"I have a long night ahead,
I want you to know.
From Boca I leave
For New York and the snow."
He stayed for a while,
He chatted and ate.
Then he left in a flash
Before it got late.
What a great night
I thought with a sigh.
That jolly old Santa
Is a really nice guy.
As I cleared off the table
I heard with delight
"Shalom to you all,
And OY, what a night!!
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Goldi0218
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Re: Christmas in Boca
Posted by LisaW
People were waiting
For kishka and more.
My fave line!!!
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| Posted 12/24/07 10:31 PM |
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watersdeb04
Back to school is here
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Deb
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Re: Christmas in Boca
This is so funny. Lots of DH's relatives are in Boca. Oddly enough they're not Jewish.
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| Posted 12/24/07 11:17 PM |
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Samlove
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Shari
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Re: Christmas in Boca
I got the same email
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| Posted 12/24/07 11:24 PM |
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Dani
Life is about choices.
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Dani
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Re: Christmas in Boca
got this from my sisters inlaws who ARE jews with a home in boca! too funny!!
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| Posted 12/24/07 11:59 PM |
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Red
spring is in the air
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helen
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Re: Christmas in Boca
thats brilliant 
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| Posted 12/25/07 6:53 AM |
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Gertyrae
Peace out Homies!
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Gerty ®
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Re: Christmas in Boca
I love it!!!!
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| Posted 12/25/07 7:01 AM |
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mrsmck
Be a big girl!
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Donna
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Re: Christmas in Boca
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/25/07 8:18 AM |
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LisaW
Time for me to FLY!
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Did I ever tell you that I hate people?
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Re: Christmas in Boca
Posted by LisaW
Oh Bloomies, oh Saks
this is my favorite line
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| Posted 12/25/07 6:37 PM |
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mrswask
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Michal
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Re: Christmas in Boca
I got this email last week - so fUnny because it's true!
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| Posted 12/25/07 6:49 PM |
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