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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name:
Sonia
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Cute Joke
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided
to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them
thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop.
I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the
Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."
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Posted 9/14/05 4:03 PM  |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
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Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn
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| Posted 9/14/05 5:30 PM |
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MrsB
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| Posted 9/14/05 7:08 PM |
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