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momAGAIN
so outrageous
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TJ
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cute joke....Typical Italian Bambino
my wonderful FH sent me this joke this morning!
An Italian is drinking in a New York bar
when he gets a call on his cell phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear,
and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar announcing his wife had produced
a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby
can weigh in at 25 pounds,
but the Italian guy just shrugs.
"That's about average back home folks
..like I said, My boy's a typical Italian bambino"
Congratulations showered him from all around,
and many exclamations of "WOW"...
one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says,
"Say you're the father
of that typical Italian baby
that weighted 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets
about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned,and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds
the day he was born!"
The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,
leans into the bartender and proudly says..
" We had him " " Circumcised "..
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Re: cute joke....Typical Italian Bambino
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Ang-Rich
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Re: cute joke....Typical Italian Bambino
Too funny!
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| Posted 4/5/06 8:58 AM |
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PupettaBella
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Paula
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Re: cute joke....Typical Italian Bambino
Love it! That was great!
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| Posted 4/5/06 11:22 AM |
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MsMBV
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Re: cute joke....Typical Italian Bambino
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| Posted 4/5/06 11:23 AM |
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Summer05
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| Posted 4/5/06 11:25 AM |
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MrsERod
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| Posted 4/5/06 11:26 AM |
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lucyloo
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FeliciaDP
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MelToddJulia
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Maathy317
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Re: cute joke....Typical Italian Bambino
:lol
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| Posted 4/5/06 12:32 PM |
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