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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
Member since 5/06 23378 total posts
Name: remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
I hope by being the world's most ungentlmanly person as well as the BIGGEST ARSSEHHHOOOLLEEEE NYC has seen in years, you made it to your destination on time. I hope that by effectively pushing me out of the way from the LAST spot in the car, you got where you needed to be safe and sound.
what I really want, with all the devil in me, is to wish that upon exiting the train station, you fell on your ridiculously bearded face and broke every tooth in your mouth. I WANT to wish it so bad...with all the 49.999 percent of evil in me. but lucky for you, good narrowly prevails in my heart...and I won't. b/c I know God does not like ugly...so he can't possibly be smiling at you right now anyway.
oh, and if you are going to move to the big city and use the train system, LEARN HOW TO EFFING RIDE THE TRAIN. there are RULES MORONS. RULES. that includes YOU lady, who told the whole train to move in b/c people were trying to board, all while KNOCKING THE SHYTE out of people and possibly fatal blows wearing your GINORMOUS (and UGLY) BACK PACK with your STAINLESS STEEL water bottle.
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IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahh...slightly better. maybe.
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Posted 1/27/11 10:16 AM |
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PearlJamChick
No one sings like you anymore.
Member since 7/10 9264 total posts
Name: Petticoated Swashbuckler
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Hopefully those d0uchbags fall in some slush.
Hipsters make me ill.
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Posted 1/27/11 10:24 AM |
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Cacarina
Two girls!
Member since 12/09 2971 total posts
Name: Cari
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Arsehole
Can I add someone to this? My dear sweet neighbor who like a complete ****** totally let the elevator door close in my face when I called out to her, "Please hold the elevator" long before the elevator even opened. Sooooo freaking annoying considering it was the ONLY elevator working today and we are on the top floor. So I had to wait for the ridiculously slow elevator to go all the way down, then all the way back up. Thanks neighbor, real kind!!!!
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Posted 1/27/11 10:27 AM |
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Domino
Always My Miracle
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
There are some days that I siglently miss working in manhattan (usually when I look at my pitifully small bank balance), but it only takes a post like yours to knock me back to reality. I will never MISS riding the LIRR and then the 2/3
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Posted 1/27/11 10:31 AM |
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jilliibabii
Mrs. O'Connor
Member since 6/10 12821 total posts
Name: Jillian
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Ohhh I feel you. This friggin guy literally just put his two hands on this poor woman's back and SHOVED until there was a tiny space he could squeeze in.
Worst part- he was going ONE stop!
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Posted 1/27/11 10:34 AM |
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ladybug8
LIF Adult
Member since 3/07 2660 total posts
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
ugh-so rude. I mean, was it necessary for him to put his hands on you??!! I hope your day gets better!
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Posted 1/27/11 10:37 AM |
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8ternity
<3
Member since 11/08 10586 total posts
Name: Formally NYPD-Wife
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
I feel for you commuters!
Message edited 1/27/2011 10:59:27 AM.
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Posted 1/27/11 10:59 AM |
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MrsMerlot
Unconditional Love
Member since 4/06 6005 total posts
Name: Chrissy
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
and this is why I don't take the train.
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Posted 1/27/11 11:08 AM |
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Peainapod
Peanuts are here!
Member since 1/09 13591 total posts
Name: Diana
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
I miss my job and friends in NY..but i do not miss NJ TRANSIT OR THE SUBWAY one bit.
When i was pregnant it was the worst..people suck...
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Posted 1/27/11 11:21 AM |
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computergirl
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Member since 5/05 3118 total posts
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
I remember my LIRR commuting days when I was hugely pregnant. An amazing phenomenon would occur when I boarded the train--- everybody (mostly MEN!) I would pass while making my way down the aisle would suddenly, magically close their eyes and be asleep! Even if they had a book or computer open on their lap! It was like my gigantic uterus emanated magic fairy sleeping dust!
Or more likely, it was that the cowardly arseholes sitting in their comfy seats were too ashamed to look me in the eye when they had no intention of possibly offering me a seat.
Haven't worked in five years, and this is one of many reasons I DON'T MISS IT!
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Posted 1/27/11 11:39 AM |
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seaside
LIF Adult
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Life is too short to be treated like that on a regular basis. I can't believe people regularly watch someone basically being assaulted and say nothing....
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Posted 1/27/11 12:14 PM |
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justbeachy
So close....
Member since 7/07 2900 total posts
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Even though I live here, I'm glad I drive to work.
Sorry you had to deal with that nonsense. Also, hipsters are the WORST.
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Posted 1/27/11 12:35 PM |
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LINewbie
Tigger the the Rescue!
Member since 8/08 5647 total posts
Name: LB
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Ouch! I am sooooo glad i don't ride the subway!!!
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Posted 1/27/11 2:06 PM |
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jilliibabii
Mrs. O'Connor
Member since 6/10 12821 total posts
Name: Jillian
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Posted by seaside
Life is too short to be treated like that on a regular basis. I can't believe people regularly watch someone basically being assaulted and say nothing....
When you do say something- it starts a fight. And nobody is any happier at the end of it- they are just cranky because you're being loud during their commute.
I say something about 50% of the time. I actually got SHOVED down the stairs for saying something in defense of someone else.
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Posted 1/27/11 2:10 PM |
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DaniJude
You're My Home <3
Member since 11/06 14815 total posts
Name: Danielle
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Oh God, what a jerk!
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Posted 1/27/11 2:14 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
Member since 1/07 3839 total posts
Name: Lauren
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
I'm confused because I thought you were equal parts good ant evil. And the .002% left was your delicious candy center.
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Posted 1/27/11 2:39 PM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
Member since 5/06 23378 total posts
Name: remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Posted by Preguntas
I'm confused because I thought you were equal parts good ant evil. And the .002% left was your delicious candy center.
how many licks does it take?
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Posted 1/27/11 3:02 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
Member since 1/07 3839 total posts
Name: Lauren
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by Preguntas
I'm confused because I thought you were equal parts good ant evil. And the .002% left was your delicious candy center.
how many licks does it take?
Pervert.
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Posted 1/27/11 3:13 PM |
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itkocak
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Message edited 11/27/2011 11:49:52 AM.
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Posted 1/27/11 3:15 PM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
Member since 5/06 23378 total posts
Name: remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
kick him in the balls if you ever see him again
don't say a word, just walk up to him and kick him in the balls and walk away
my normally mild mannered husband said he would have punched him in the face and then made him apologize for having him break a sweat.
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Posted 1/27/11 3:54 PM |
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LawyerWife
LIF Infant
Member since 10/10 193 total posts
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Just wanted to say that I HATE IT when people (usually men, in my experience) wear backpacks in the crowded subway and don't take them off and then keep knocking you with it. This is seriously such a big pet peeve of mine. Why are so many grown (and old) men wearing backpacks anyway?!?! (Not that they bother me if I'm not on the subway)
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Posted 1/27/11 3:57 PM |
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heidla
Me and the guys
Member since 5/05 4024 total posts
Name: Heidi
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Re: Dear bearded hipster a$$$$$$$$$$$ on the 3 train and everyone else who applies.
Man, sometimes people just deserve a beat down!! I once had someone put their own chair (yes, a wooden fold out chair) directly in front of the doors. WTH!!!
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Posted 1/27/11 5:31 PM |
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