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MrsPJB2007
MBA at your service!
Member since 7/06 12020 total posts
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MJ
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Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
I realize during this time of year--you have just received your W-2 and are quite anxious to do your taxes and get all that money you believe you deserve back. My office is not large, but we do well and have some loyal clients. So when I am going over paperwork with someone who has been coming to me for 5+ years, it really is just GREAT when you, whom I have never seen in my life, come in, and attempt to get "in front" of all the other clients waiting...shove your W-2 in my face and say "How much I be getting back?"
When I ask if you plan on doing your taxes with us and you say, "Well I dunno, cause like I be looking to see who gets me the MOST back," it is great entertainment when you throw a tantrum and get angry at me when I inform you that I do not do "free estimates" on taxes...especially when I have PAYING clients waiting for my time. Its even more hilarious to listen as you b*tch and moan about "Well how am I supposed to know if i WANT to do my taxes if you don't TELL ME how much I'm getting back if YOU do them." 
If i sat around giving out estimates all day long, well I would be out of business. So please don't bother stopping by my place, as I have no time for you and all you do is cause me to want to drink while at work.
--Signed
--A tax preparer who is already tired, and its not even February yet.
Message edited 1/31/2008 11:25:11 AM.
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
Member since 7/05 32475 total posts
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Susan
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Holy crap! it's not like buying a car!
Asshorse!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:27 AM |
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DirtyBlonde
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
eta:  for having to deal with that.
Message edited 1/31/2008 11:31:27 AM.
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:29 AM |
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Faithx2
All good things in 2016!!
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
That's disgusting behavior!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:29 AM |
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CathyB
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Just tell him that based on your brief glance of his w-2, he owes $10,000. That will get him out of your face but fast.
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:30 AM |
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mtnmama
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Message edited 10/7/2009 11:13:27 AM.
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:32 AM |
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EckoRed81504
We are complete <3
Member since 12/07 6299 total posts
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April
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
I can picture it now in the middle of us eating Mi Territa and the door opens. I might have PIMP!!!!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:32 AM |
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Matteos-mommy
Can't believe I'm 2
Member since 12/07 1260 total posts
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L.
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
People s***. Sorry you have to deal with that.
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:33 AM |
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MrsPJB2007
MBA at your service!
Member since 7/06 12020 total posts
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MJ
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by CathyB
Just tell him that based on your brief glance of his w-2, he owes $10,000. That will get him out of your face but fast.
the best part? he only made about $8400 "on the books" during the year -- and is claiming 2 kids---and another place said they could "get him" like $4K in refund (which is 100% accurate) and he didn't think that was "enough"
mind you he paid ZERO TAX
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:33 AM |
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baghag
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by CathyB
Just tell him that based on your brief glance of his w-2, he owes $10,000. That will get him out of your face but fast.
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:33 AM |
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skip123
Trying...
Member since 8/06 2759 total posts
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Unreal...geez...sorry you have to deal with that....
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:34 AM |
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MeNBobs
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by MrsPJB2007
all you do is cause me to want to drink while at work.
Do you not dio that already it's Liquid Lunch Thursday!!!
Message edited 1/31/2008 11:35:26 AM.
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:34 AM |
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melbalalala
Little Lady
Member since 5/07 5014 total posts
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Ugh!!
I think SOMEONE needs to treat themselves to a chocolatey dunkin donuts muffin for having to put up with that!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:37 AM |
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TheWhiteRabbit
Thru the rabbit hole!
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
You ever notice the ones who want the biggest refunds also want to pay the least for your services... 
I hope you wrote AUDIT THIS accross his return if you took him as a client 
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:41 AM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Here's a pick me up for you Image Attachment(s):
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:42 AM |
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imagin916
LIF Adult
Member since 6/05 1826 total posts
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Valerie
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by CathyB
Just tell him that based on your brief glance of his w-2, he owes $10,000. That will get him out of your face but fast.
Great idea!!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:43 AM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
Member since 7/05 32475 total posts
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Susan
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Phyl, you always have the best pictures. I love you!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:43 AM |
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MrsPJB2007
MBA at your service!
Member since 7/06 12020 total posts
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MJ
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by KittyTheStray
You ever notice the ones who want the biggest refunds also want to pay the least for your services...
I hope you wrote AUDIT THIS accross his return if you took him as a client
omg YESSSSSSSSS!!!! they are always moaning and groaning about the prices.
and no--i did not take him cause in his "i'm the most important person in the world" mentality--i didn't drop everything and attend to him....so he left to get a "better deal" elsewhere.
On April 15th--i'm getting SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FACED
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:45 AM |
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imagin916
LIF Adult
Member since 6/05 1826 total posts
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Valerie
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
I love how he is getting almost half of his income back, I wish I was!!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:45 AM |
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TheWhiteRabbit
Thru the rabbit hole!
Member since 7/06 4412 total posts
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by MrsPJB2007
On April 15th--i'm getting SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FACED
At least it IS the 15th this year!! We got $crewed the last 2 years with that 'patriot day' or whatever the he!! it was in Delaware. I didn’t tell any of my clients, I told them it was due the 15th anyway
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MrsPJB2007
MBA at your service!
Member since 7/06 12020 total posts
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MJ
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by KittyTheStray
Posted by MrsPJB2007
On April 15th--i'm getting SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT FACED
At least it IS the 15th this year!! We got $crewed the last 2 years with that 'patriot day' or whatever the he!! it was in Delaware. I didn’t tell any of my clients, I told them it was due the 15th anyway
yeah i think its massachusetts that celebrates it--i think they just made it up so they can try and get an extra day to pay taxes!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:50 AM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
Posted by Blu-ize
Phyl, you always have the best pictures. I love you!
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| Posted 1/31/08 11:55 AM |
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snowprincess
My happy babies
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Re: Dear "Prospective" Tax Client (VENT)
patriot day is marathon day in boston - it is not even a state wide holiday - pretty much only some boston offices are closed - a good day fr going to fenway
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