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Elbee
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Posted 12/20/05 10:34 AM
 
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Posted 12/20/05 10:48 AM
 

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Posted 12/20/05 11:10 AM
 

mishy
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THIS WAS GOOD!!!!

Posted 12/20/05 11:13 AM
 

MrsERod
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Re: Dear Santa ...

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at flee's Office party. It was redhead who spiked the punch with too much cosmo. I can't help it if I drank 23 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put martin's red hoody on my head and danced the waltz on the rocking chair while singing `mama said knock you out'. I didn't mean to break flee's cd player and don't know why flee would accuse me of strong armed robbery.

I don't remember calling ron's wife an excited cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on liz's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that hot dog.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my corvette through my neighbor's garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cranky horse and have me arrested for bootlegging!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all mad and sad. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and gratefully yours,
mrserod (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 16 bucks!

Message edited 12/20/2005 11:50:34 AM.

Posted 12/20/05 11:47 AM
 

MrsERod
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Posted 12/20/05 11:47 AM
 

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Posted 12/20/05 11:51 AM
 

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Posted 12/20/05 11:51 AM
 

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Posted 12/20/05 11:53 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Dear Santa ...

Posted by MrsERod

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at flee's Office party. It was redhead who spiked the punch with too much cosmo. I can't help it if I drank 23 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put martin's red hoody on my head and danced the waltz on the rocking chair while singing `mama said knock you out'. I didn't mean to break flee's cd player and don't know why flee would accuse me of strong armed robbery.

I don't remember calling ron's wife an excited cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on liz's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that hot dog.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my corvette through my neighbor's garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cranky horse and have me arrested for bootlegging!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all mad and sad. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and gratefully yours,
mrserod (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 16 bucks!




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Posted 12/20/05 11:56 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Dear Santa ...

the best part is, you copied my idea

and you didnt even put me in the damn letter Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 11:58 AM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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Re: Dear Santa ...

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

the best part is, you copied my idea

and you didnt even put me in the damn letter Chat Icon




O M G - do i have to edit mine now too????? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

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Posted 12/20/05 11:59 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05

13659 total posts

Name:
And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Dear Santa ...

Posted by MrsERod

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

the best part is, you copied my idea

and you didnt even put me in the damn letter Chat Icon




O M G - do i have to edit mine now too????? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

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no

only if you have me tarnished with ashes and soot

Posted 12/20/05 12:00 PM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

Member since 5/05

26170 total posts

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MrsERod™®

Re: Dear Santa ...

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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at flee's Office party. It was redhead who spiked the punch with too much cosmo. I can't help it if I drank 23 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put martin's red hoody on my head and danced the waltz on the rocking chair while singing `mama said knock you out'. I didn't mean to break flee's cd player and don't know why flee would accuse me of strong armed robbery.

I don't remember calling DON's wife an excited cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on BOOSH's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that hot dog.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my corvette through my neighbor's garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cranky horse and have me arrested for bootlegging!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all mad and sad. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and gratefully yours,
mrserod (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 16 bucks!

Message edited 12/20/2005 12:01:41 PM.

Posted 12/20/05 12:01 PM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

Member since 5/05

26170 total posts

Name:
MrsERod™®

Re: Dear Santa ...

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

Posted by MrsERod

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

the best part is, you copied my idea

and you didnt even put me in the damn letter Chat Icon




O M G - do i have to edit mine now too????? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

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no

only if you have me tarnished with ashes and soot



nope. don't want to offend you! Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 12:03 PM
 
 

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