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hannahsmom
Yummy yummy cookie...

Member since 10/08

2005 total posts

Name:
Laura

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by NoStressBride

Dear Construction Workers on North Ocean Ave,

Thanks so much for doing whatever you are doing to the road on North Ocean and Rt 112 I really loved the pothole you left and now I have a bubble in my tire!!

Thanks,
****** off Mom who cursed you the whole way to work



I KNOW!!!!! And what are they doing anyway?????????

Posted 10/12/09 8:36 AM
 
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pickles16
Real Estate Professional

Member since 11/07

17227 total posts

Name:
Jen

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by Alex110879

Posted by pickles16

Dear MIL,
Yes I'm feeding my daughter ALL that, you need to take your obsession with food and watch what YOU'RE eating because my 10 month old isn't the one with the weight problem in the room, I think you are!

Sigined,
your thin daughter in law




lol... i could have written that about my own mother... who not only commented on my ds eating so much but on my preg belly getting so big i will need a tent by xmas.. mind you i am borrowing her tent, i mean coat, for the winter because she is now a size 18




she's a diabetic and downs chocolate cake like it's water...seriously I love her most of the time, but I really HATE her putting her own issues about food and her fears onto me...My entire family was chubby babies and we all thinned out and are normal-thin ppl...Her kids were all thin and all grew up with food issues!!!!!

Posted 10/12/09 8:41 AM
 

CookieMomster
Golden

Member since 5/09

6414 total posts

Name:
Me

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Dear DH,
Stop going away on buisness DS and I really miss you. I know with the military you have no choice but atleast stop volunteering for it. I think you may have learned your lesson this time going to a base in Japan for two weeks that has NO ELECTRICITY. We really miss you.

Love your little family

Posted 10/12/09 8:46 AM
 

mrsgafforio
LIF Adult

Member since 3/07

3929 total posts

Name:
Christine

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Dear DH

HELP

~Your exhausted wife

Posted 10/12/09 8:48 AM
 

Alex110879
craziness

Member since 8/06

3762 total posts

Name:
Alexandria

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by pickles16

Posted by Alex110879

Posted by pickles16

Dear MIL,
Yes I'm feeding my daughter ALL that, you need to take your obsession with food and watch what YOU'RE eating because my 10 month old isn't the one with the weight problem in the room, I think you are!

Sigined,
your thin daughter in law




lol... i could have written that about my own mother... who not only commented on my ds eating so much but on my preg belly getting so big i will need a tent by xmas.. mind you i am borrowing her tent, i mean coat, for the winter because she is now a size 18




she's a diabetic and downs chocolate cake like it's water...seriously I love her most of the time, but I really HATE her putting her own issues about food and her fears onto me...My entire family was chubby babies and we all thinned out and are normal-thin ppl...Her kids were all thin and all grew up with food issues!!!!!



my mother is in denial about her size... loves to comment on how much her best friend weighs and how much everyone else has gained but doesnt see that she has gone from a 14 to atleast an 18 though i think she is atleast a 22... she is constantly commenting on how much and what i feed ds... it drives me crazy... if he is healthy and never sick then i am obviously doing something right

Posted 10/12/09 8:52 AM
 

brownie
Baby #1 is here!

Member since 11/08

13903 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Dear DH,

Thanks for watching DD today while I get some work done. I wish you weren't such a jerk yesterday though, cause then I'd appreciate you more. Seriously, you really upset me yesterday when we got in an argument Chat Icon .

xoxo
me


Dear DD,

You are too cute for words, I could just eat you right up Chat Icon .

xoxo,
Mommy


Dear Mom,

I know DH has upset you before in the past for some stupid azz reasons, but its over....so can you get over it and be normal again, cause I don't like feeling like I have to choose between mom and DH Chat Icon . Seriously people, stop the stupid passive-agressive $hit...I'm stressed out enough! Chat Icon

Love,
your daughter


Dear MIL,

I'm sorry, but you're weird. I don't know any other 51 yr old lady that wanted a bow and arrow and pet birds for her birthday. That's weird. Also, you could use some common sense and manners, but whatever. Thank god you don't live too close to us.

Respectfully,
your DIL




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Posted 10/12/09 9:01 AM
 

Lucky09
2017!

Member since 1/06

7537 total posts

Name:
DW

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Dear DH,

Yes, I realize that DS is getting heavy, but if I can carry him through PETCO because he was screaming in the stroller, I am pretty sure you can pick him up and hold him for a few minutes when he is crying because his teeth are killing him. I mean you are... afterall... a MARINE!

Signed,
Your wife who apparently can outbench you

Posted 10/12/09 9:24 AM
 

DRMom
Two in Blue

Member since 5/05

20223 total posts

Name:
Melissa

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by Sash

Posted by avamamma

Dear every Halloween Costume Store on Long Island......

Thank you for selling only SEXY versions of all of your female adult costumes.

I am a mother of 2 and pushing 40...I do not want to wear a costume that is soo short that you can see what I ate for lunch!

Naughty Nurse, Foxy Fire woman, hot prisoner.....even the Disney Princess costumes were nasty...Cinderella didn't wear a corset..Snow whites dress covered her woo woo...don't get me started on their versions of Little Bo Peep and alice in Wonderland..

Signed, Not too Shabby Mom- looking for a nice costume...not one for a 90Lb Lady Of The Evening



Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon [/QUOTE

LMAO at 90 pound lady of the evening

Posted 10/12/09 9:38 AM
 

DRMom
Two in Blue

Member since 5/05

20223 total posts

Name:
Melissa

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by Lucky09

Dear DH,

Yes, I realize that DS is getting heavy, but if I can carry him through PETCO because he was screaming in the stroller, I am pretty sure you can pick him up and hold him for a few minutes when he is crying because his teeth are killing him. I mean you are... afterall... a MARINE!

Signed,
Your wife who apparently can outbench you



Chat Icon That is so funny!

Posted 10/12/09 9:41 AM
 

CaseyGirl
Mommy to 3 Boys :)

Member since 5/05

19978 total posts

Name:
Jen - counting my blessings...

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by dilb712

Dear DH,

Please stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink after you stuff your face.. or i am going to stab you..

love your
SLAVE



YES! The dishwasher is RIGHT THERE. Chat Icon Ditto for the dirty clothes NEXT TO the hamper!

Posted 10/12/09 9:58 AM
 

JennZ
MY LIFE!!

Member since 8/05

25463 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by CaseyGirl

Posted by dilb712

Dear DH,

Please stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink after you stuff your face.. or i am going to stab you..

love your
SLAVE



YES! The dishwasher is RIGHT THERE. Chat Icon Ditto for the dirty clothes NEXT TO the hamper!




DH is NOTORIOUS for this. last week he left the socks outside the closet door where the hamper is. I left them there for four days. Are you kidding me? I felt like kicking him in the teeth!Chat Icon

Posted 10/12/09 10:01 AM
 

NoStressMom
My Heart and Soul

Member since 5/05

11122 total posts

Name:
D

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by hannahsmom

Posted by NoStressBride

Dear Construction Workers on North Ocean Ave,

Thanks so much for doing whatever you are doing to the road on North Ocean and Rt 112 I really loved the pothole you left and now I have a bubble in my tire!!

Thanks,
****** off Mom who cursed you the whole way to work



I KNOW!!!!! And what are they doing anyway?????????



Not sure I think they might be making the road bigger or adding an extra turning lane??Chat Icon

Posted 10/12/09 10:33 AM
 

Alex110879
craziness

Member since 8/06

3762 total posts

Name:
Alexandria

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by CaseyGirl

Posted by dilb712

Dear DH,

Please stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink after you stuff your face.. or i am going to stab you..

love your
SLAVE



YES! The dishwasher is RIGHT THERE. Chat Icon Ditto for the dirty clothes NEXT TO the hamper!




i feel lucky when it is in the sink.. he is more famous for leaving it on the counter

Posted 10/12/09 10:39 AM
 

Diana712
RIP my beloved Brother Richard

Member since 5/07

6710 total posts

Name:
Diana

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by Alex110879

Posted by CaseyGirl

Posted by dilb712

Dear DH,

Please stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink after you stuff your face.. or i am going to stab you..

love your
SLAVE



YES! The dishwasher is RIGHT THERE. Chat Icon Ditto for the dirty clothes NEXT TO the hamper!




i feel lucky when it is in the sink.. he is more famous for leaving it on the counter



Oh boy how could I have forgotten your dirty clothes on the kitchen floor!! WHY MUST YOU TOTALLY UNDRESS THE MINUTE YOU WALK IN THE DOOR AND JUST LEAVE THE CLOTHES RIGHT ON THE FLOOR IN THE KITCHEN??? ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 10/12/09 10:48 AM
 

KateDevine
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Member since 6/06

24950 total posts

Name:

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Dear Christopher-

I do understand that every toy on Nick Jr and Disney channel look super cool. But I don't need to hear "Me NEED NOW" through every.single.commercialChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Signed

-Santa is only bringing you a few of the things you NEED NOW

Posted 10/12/09 10:59 AM
 

LeShellem
A new beginning

Member since 2/07

3600 total posts

Name:
LeShelle

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Dear One Step Ahead,

Thank you for knocking $10 of the costume I bought for DS.

Dear DH,

Yes I planted all 70 bulbs in between cooking for the week, and watching DS. And no I was not able to weed the weeds that will dye in a few short weeks.

Dear DS,

Love you more than you can know, but could you, just for me, just once, sleep thru the night. Imagine how much more love you will receive.

Love,
Angry Customer, Darling Wife, and Proud Mommy.

Posted 10/12/09 11:16 AM
 

SpiceGirl
Dream big

Member since 1/06

2486 total posts

Name:
j

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Everybody thinks their an expert at raising kids.

It's one thing to think it...but I wish people would just STFU and keep their comments to themselves!

Posted 10/12/09 11:49 AM
 

Julianna07
LIF Infant

Member since 8/08

269 total posts

Name:
Jess

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by dilb712

Dear DH,

Please stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink after you stuff your face.. or i am going to stab you..

love your
SLAVE



hahahahhahahahaha!!! LMAO - I third this AND want to add - plz stop pretending you are sleeping when the baby wakes up at 3am to eat. I don't give a flying s*(&* that you stayed up to watch the end of the football game or the yankee game. that's your own stupid fault. Chat Icon

Posted 10/12/09 7:06 PM
 

Diana712
RIP my beloved Brother Richard

Member since 5/07

6710 total posts

Name:
Diana

Re: Dear....(fill in your own)

Posted by Julianna07

Posted by dilb712

Dear DH,

Please stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink after you stuff your face.. or i am going to stab you..

love your
SLAVE



hahahahhahahahaha!!! LMAO - I third this AND want to add - plz stop pretending you are sleeping when the baby wakes up at 3am to eat. I don't give a flying s*(&* that you stayed up to watch the end of the football game or the yankee game. that's your own stupid fault. Chat Icon



Oh this isnt going to end.. I forgot this one! LOL

Posted 10/12/09 7:14 PM
 
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