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Difficult things to say when drunk! My funny for the day!!!

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BikerGrl
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Difficult things to say when drunk! My funny for the day!!!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

Posted 9/30/07 4:20 PM
 
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MarathonKnitter
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Re: Difficult things to say when drunk! My funny for the day!!!

Posted by BikerGrlTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.



i can't even say that sober... those darn tongue-twisters Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/30/07 4:55 PM
 

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Posted 9/30/07 5:13 PM
 

BikerGrl
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Re: Difficult things to say when drunk! My funny for the day!!!

Bump for the evening crew!

Posted 9/30/07 8:51 PM
 

LightUpOurLife
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Re: Difficult things to say when drunk! My funny for the day!!!

That is pretty hysterical!!!!

Posted 9/30/07 8:55 PM
 

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Posted 9/30/07 9:06 PM
 

MrsKelly
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Posted 9/30/07 9:08 PM
 
 

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