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MissJones
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Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
I do generally - except today I didn't and had no idea that the cardiologist would be hooking me up like a VCR again. I thought I was just there for Friday's test results.
Did you guys ever see that email that went around:
In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $300.....
She said:
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I then threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "MY..... we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond.
The appointment was over.. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning, the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
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| Posted 11/8/05 6:47 PM |
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monkeybride
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yes I do and let me tell you it gets old real fast when you're pregnant and end up going to the doctor twice a week.
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| Posted 11/8/05 6:53 PM |
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momAGAIN
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
thank u!!! lol yes it dose and yes i do!! and boy o boy in the later months good luck seeing around that baby belly!!!
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TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yes I do.
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| Posted 11/8/05 7:38 PM |
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Cheryl
Horray for 3 boys!!
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Mikey, Greg & TJ's Mommy
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
I definitely do. But like the girls above said and being preggo-- it's def. going to get harder for me. 
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| Posted 11/8/05 7:41 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yes, I do.
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| Posted 11/8/05 7:43 PM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Always!
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| Posted 11/8/05 8:32 PM |
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btrflygrl
me and baby #3!
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Shana
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yes I do...and it's so hard to do around this belly now!
I might resort to Nair!
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| Posted 11/8/05 8:58 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
YES! I make sure I do!
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| Posted 11/8/05 9:02 PM |
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reggie
I love my boys!!
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
This is so funny. Today I went to the opthamologist for an eye exam. I chewed lots of gum because his face is near mine for the exam(last thing I want is for him to think I have bad breath). Turns out he had awful breath. I was like... ill
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| Posted 11/8/05 9:08 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yes! 
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| Posted 11/8/05 9:11 PM |
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Anniegrl
I'm two!
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Ann
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yup!
That glitter story is cute! 
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| Posted 11/8/05 9:15 PM |
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sunny
Life is good!
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Posted by monkeybride
Yes I do and let me tell you it gets old real fast when you're pregnant and end up going to the doctor twice a week.
I am with you!
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| Posted 11/8/05 10:00 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yes.
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| Posted 11/8/05 10:33 PM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Yes.
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Sassyz75
Turning a new page
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Not really.
i mean- if I can i do- but if I don't, i don't feel bad about it- i'm sure the doc has seen all sorts of disgusting STDs- so I don't think a little hair digust her.
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| Posted 11/8/05 11:09 PM |
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Stefanie
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Always!
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| Posted 11/9/05 12:10 AM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
I try to...but when you have to go to the RE every other day...well it gets a bit difficult.
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
yes I do
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Jenziba
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Posted by monkeybride
Yes I do and let me tell you it gets old real fast when you're pregnant and end up going to the doctor twice a week.
Yep...I've given up...I just don't care anymore.
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Summer05
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
yep..I do too!!
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
Member since 11/05 13118 total posts
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Posted by nrthshgrl
I do generally - except today I didn't and had no idea that the cardiologist would be hooking me up like a VCR again. I thought I was just there for Friday's test results.
Did you guys ever see that email that went around:
In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $300.....
She said:
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I then threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "MY..... we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond.
The appointment was over.. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning, the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
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JoAnne
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Always!
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