Dog and Cat Diaries

Thought this was cute

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
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>8:00 a.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
>9:30 a.m. Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
>9:40 a.m. Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
>10:30 a.m. Oh boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
>11:30 a.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
>Noon - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
>1:00 p.m. Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
>4:00 p.m. Oh boy! To the park! My favorite!
>5:00 p.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
>5:30 p.m. Oh boy! Pretty flowers! My favorite!
>6:00 p.m. Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
>6:30 p.m. Oh boy! Watching TV w/my master! My favorite!
>8:30 p.m. Oh boy! Sleeping in my master's bed! My favorite!
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>EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
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>Day 183 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
>little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
>forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope
>of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
>piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my
>attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were
>walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an
>attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
>induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their
>bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an
>attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
>fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
>good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was
>some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary
>confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
>smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was
>due to my power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use
>it to my advantage.
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>I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The
>dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
>obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
>informant. He speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
>every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his
>safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.......
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I love that!

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if only animals could talk

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that is way too funny

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I just read this- it's hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!

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very cute!!