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Florida Humor - Another Funny Email

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Florida Humor - Another Funny Email

WHAT FLORIDA IS ALL ABOUT ..

Phyllis and Mort, a retired couple from New York City, living in Boca
Raton, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Phyllis says, "Mort,
darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"
Mort says, "Do I care?"

A few minutes later Phyllis says, "Mort, should I wear my Cartier
watch or my Rolex ?"

Mort says, "Who cares ?"

A few more minutes pass and Phyllis says, "Mort, love, shall I wear
my five-carat pear diamond ring or my six-carat round diamond ring
with the baguettes?"

Mort says, "Phyllis, I really don't care what you wear, but if you don't
move your ***, we're going to miss the Early Bird Special.

Posted 2/1/06 9:41 PM
 
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Re: Florida Humor - Another Funny Email

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Posted 2/1/06 9:46 PM
 

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Re: Florida Humor - Another Funny Email

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Posted 2/1/06 9:49 PM
 
 

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