>This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are

>turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...

>This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

>

>Andy Rooney says:

>

>As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are

>just a few reasons why:

>

>A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,

>"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

>

>If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit

>around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's

>usually something more interesting.

>

>A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,

>what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of

>30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

>

>Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with

>you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of

>course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they

>think they can get away with it.

>

>Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what

>it's like to be unappreciated.

>

>A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women

>friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best

>friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

>

>Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends

>because she knows her friends won't betray her.

>

>Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to

>a woman over 30. They always know.

>

>A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not

>true of younger women.

>

>Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than

>her younger counterpart.

>

>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if

>you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to

>wonder where you stand with her.

>

>Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

>

>Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,

>well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in

>yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

>Ladies, I apologize.

>

>For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk

>for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against

>marriage, why?

>

>Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get

>a little sausage.