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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!
Member since 2/06 9562 total posts
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Emily
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FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. The
9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet
to watch.
Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there.
The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'
Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves in the
closet again.
Boy: 'Dark in here'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to rip o off your friends like that...that is
way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to church, to
confession.'
In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional and closes
the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that $hit again; you're in my closet now.'
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SuchIsLife
LIF Adolescent
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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Wendy
Wheeee!
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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MsSissy
xoxoxo
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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kerrycec03
Mom of 2 beautiful boys!!
Member since 6/06 13519 total posts
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Kerry
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
HAHAHA!
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MarisaK
HELLO Manolo !!
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Marisa
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
Oldie but a goodie....
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bicosi
life is a carousel
Member since 7/07 14956 total posts
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M
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
lol!!!
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diva7531
My Peanut
Member since 2/07 5199 total posts
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Ryan 3 boys EDD 11/6!
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
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LB
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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Laura1
Fun in the Snow!
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Laura
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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Ang-Rich
Beyond Compare
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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neenie
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
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BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
Bawahahahahahahaaa!!!!
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Reese32
LIF Adult
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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Selden78
I lvoe the fall :)
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
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2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
Member since 9/07 16106 total posts
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Tina
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
thats soo bad
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BunnyWife
Insert Witty Comment Here
Member since 5/07 8274 total posts
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BunnyWife
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
Awesome
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pinkandblue
Our family is complete, maybe
Member since 9/05 32436 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
love it
And I love that you put a disclaimer in the title of your thread
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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!
Member since 2/06 9562 total posts
Name:
Emily
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Re: FUNNY! -- dont come in if you're religious or sensitive
Posted by stephanief
love it
And I love that you put a disclaimer in the title of your thread
people can be sensitve. didnt want to offend anyone.
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