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TnJ2007
Angelina . . . My Lil Angel
Member since 8/08 2196 total posts
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Tricia
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funny things DH says
heres mine, please add yours!!!
last night i complained that my left boob felt really big and hurt. his response was-
"maybe it needs to ejaculate"
and yes he was serious!!!  
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mnmsoinlove
Mommy to 2 sweet girls!
Member since 3/09 8585 total posts
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Melissa
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Re: funny things DH says
I had to take off my rings, and DH says to me
"well if you're going to get a boyfriend, make sure he is rich so he can buy diapers and clothes for the baby"
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| Posted 5/21/10 12:46 PM |
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curliegirl
He's here!!!!
Member since 3/06 10128 total posts
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Gina
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Re: funny things DH says
Him-What if this baby is a boy?
Me-Then we will have two boys....(Me implying there will be no additional children added to this family)
Him-But what if it's a girl?
Me-ummmm....WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!
Message edited 5/21/2010 12:48:35 PM.
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| Posted 5/21/10 12:48 PM |
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LucyLu21
LIF Adolescent
Member since 5/09 603 total posts
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Lucy
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Re: funny things DH says
DH told me last night that I should change the diapers for the first month because the baby is too fragile. His reasoning: his hands are too big 
Yes, because I have all the experience in the world in changing newborns and as soon as that one month is up, he'll be right there ready to change diapers...... ugh
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| Posted 5/21/10 12:57 PM |
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jewels
Stop and smell the flowers
Member since 7/06 1538 total posts
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Re: funny things DH says
every single one of these made me laugh out loud. gotta luv them!!!
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| Posted 5/21/10 3:46 PM |
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neener1211
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Member since 4/07 22952 total posts
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J
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Re: funny things DH says
I was having some cramps before and I told DH...he said ok, he's going to start timing them.....I had to remind him we time contractions, not cramps.
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| Posted 5/21/10 3:53 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
Member since 11/09 54921 total posts
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..being a mommy and being a wife!
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Re: funny things DH says
At my growth sono the other night the tech said the baby was 4 11.
(Meaning 4 lbs 11 oz)
My DH says- is that her height?
As if she was 4 foot 11 inches tall.
Could you imagine? No WONDER I have such pressure down below! 
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| Posted 5/21/10 4:16 PM |
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LuvmyShihTzu
<3 I <3 my DD <3
Member since 8/08 3325 total posts
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Happiest Mommy <3
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Re: funny things DH says
When I get intense back pain or can't roll over in bed he'll say, "You're OK"....I find that hilarious because if he really only knew how NOT OK I am!
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| Posted 5/21/10 4:21 PM |
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Smileyd17
kids
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Mommy
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Re: funny things DH says
Babe.......you really are all belly this time around with two cause with G, you were FAT!
Gotta love the honesty!
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| Posted 5/21/10 4:27 PM |
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jennarose023
Jack's gonna be a big brother!
Member since 11/08 7769 total posts
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Jenna
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Re: funny things DH says
DH - wow your a$$ got big
Me - gee thanks sweetie
DH - what? that was a compliment!
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| Posted 5/21/10 5:37 PM |
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nycgirl
Angels!
Member since 3/09 7721 total posts
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Re: funny things DH says
"You are a bigger version of yourself"
Hmmmmm....
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| Posted 5/21/10 5:52 PM |
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TnJ2007
Angelina . . . My Lil Angel
Member since 8/08 2196 total posts
Name:
Tricia
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Re: funny things DH says
Posted by jennarose023
DH - wow your a$$ got big
Me - gee thanks sweetie
DH - what? that was a compliment!
gotta love the butt comments!!! heres mine:
DH- hey bubble butt, whats up??
Me- EXCUSE ME? What did you just call me?
DH- what? thats a compliment!!
i think our DH's are related!!!
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| Posted 5/21/10 5:55 PM |
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Elise-N-Matt
LIF Adolescent
Member since 8/08 663 total posts
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Elise
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Re: funny things DH says
Him- all serious- "Can you start pumping those things now and freeze what ever so you have a jump start?"
:rolleyeUmmmm I'm 20 weeks what exactly do u think is gonna come flowing out?s:
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| Posted 5/21/10 9:06 PM |
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