Smileyd17
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Mommy
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Great EMAIL: "THE NEXT "SURVIVOR" SERIES"
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one
car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or
dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of
"pretend" bills with not enough money. In addition,
each man will have to budget money for groceries each
week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all friends
and relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor
appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut
appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit
per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a
holiday or right when they're about to leave for
vacation).
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social
function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping
it presentable at all times.
He will only have access to television when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done.
Each father will be required to know all of the words
to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of
each and every character on cartoons.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4
year old to eat a serving of peas.
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear
uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep his nails
polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to get
through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on
their clothing.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
endure severe abdominal cramps, backaches, and have
extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never once
complain or slow down from other duties. They must try
to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy
finds it in the man's purse.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and
find time at least one time to spend the afternoon at
the park or a similar setting.
Each man will need to read a book to the children each
night without falling asleep, and then feed them,
dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each
morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no food
on their face or clothes.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and
each father will be required to know all of the
following information: each child's birthday, height,<BR weight, shoe
size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of<BR birth, and length
of labor, each child's favorite
color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,
favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
they want to be when they grow up.
Each man must clean up after their sick children at
2:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day
tending to that child and waiting on them hand and
foot until they are better.
They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to,
"You're not the boss of me".
The kids vote them off the island based on
performance. The last man wins only if...he still has
enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
moment's notice.
After you get done laughing, send this to as many
females as you think will get a kick out of it and as
many men as you think can handle it.
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