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Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
HAMLET
(FACEBOOK NEWS
FEED EDITION).
BY SARAH SCHMELLING
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Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.
Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.
The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.
Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.
Hamlet's father is now a zombie.
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The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.
Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
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Polonius says Hamlet's crazy ... crazy in love!
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.
Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.
Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.
Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.
Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"
Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.
Polonius is no longer online.
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Hamlet added England to the Places I've Been application.
The queen is worried about Ophelia.
Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float.
Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.
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The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.
The queen likes wine!
The king likes ... oh crap.
The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.
Horatio says well that was tragic.
Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We'll take it from here.
Denmark is now Norwegian. Link to Source
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"
Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.
Polonius is no longer online.
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Love it!
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
I cannot thank you enough for posting this! I'm teaching Hamlet now, and the kids'll think this is a RIOT! 
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
OMG this is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved this one:
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.
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DandN
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
That's very clever.
"Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent" is not really correct though. the 'nunnery' that Hamlet refers to (Get thee to a nunnery) is also a house of prostitution.
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Bring on the glitter and bows!
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
That is awesome!
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
Posted by DandN
That's very clever.
"Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent" is not really correct though. the 'nunnery' that Hamlet refers to (Get thee to a nunnery) is also a house of prostitution.
THANK YOU!
maidens who cant' float
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HoneyBadger
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
Classic.
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LINewbie
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Re: Hamlet - Facebook News Feed Edition
sending to dh
Sorry, what is the source? I know someone w/that name and wondered if she wrote it?
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