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Preguntas
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Lauren
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How do you know if you have hemeroids?
I can't physically see myself down there, ya know?
My corn hole feels like it's on fire.
I'm friggin in the bathroom all day with an upset stomach, and if I'm not having an episode, I'm delivering what feels like an 11 pound soda can, who is in reality, thin as a pencil.
This may qualify as TMI. But my balloon knot thanks you in advance.
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LI2VA
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
well its sounds like you might have a roid, but if your pipes have been backed up it might just be a small tear.
I feel your pain I'm going through the same thing right now.
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headoverheels
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
OMG i just LMAO at your post.
um, in my experience  when i had hemorrhoids, they were more itchy than painful. i just used baby wipes until it went away. i think i've had them maybe twice in my life - can't wait until i give birth 
i dunno, though - your soda can/pencil analogy makes me think that maybe it is hemmies. can your doc check you out?
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| Posted 2/28/08 10:02 AM |
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jambalady
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
They should really make vending machines that dispense Tucks Pads, right next to the tampon machines.
I'd walk around with a roll of quarters if they did.
Or you can try a popsicle stick!
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| Posted 2/28/08 10:03 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Ugh- I'll pick up some tucks- though I think I just wiped myself raw the other day.
I'm sure the tucks will help anyway.
As for the soda can/ pencil- maybe I'll FM Liza for some tips.
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Bluepixie
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
OMG Lauren, I just peed myself a little
Definitely load up on the Tucks. Try a senakot to soften things up a bit.
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| Posted 2/28/08 10:07 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by Bluepixie
OMG Lauren, I just peed myself a little
Definitely load up on the Tucks. Try a senakot to soften things up a bit.
A stool softener makes me nervous- becaus ethe other half of the time, I am borderline stomach virus loose. And I get that great pre diarreah stomach crampy feeling at least 5 times a day. Terrible.
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| Posted 2/28/08 10:09 AM |
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chikita315
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Stick a tuck between your cheeks and sit in some ice. Jeez, have you learned nothing from me?
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| Posted 2/28/08 10:10 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by chikita315
Stick a tuck between your cheeks and sit in some ice. Jeez, have you learned nothing from me?
OMG If there was snow outside, I would work from the ground.
Hows the fire nips?
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| Posted 2/28/08 10:12 AM |
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chikita315
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by Preguntas
Posted by chikita315
Stick a tuck between your cheeks and sit in some ice. Jeez, have you learned nothing from me?
OMG If there was snow outside, I would work from the ground.
Hows the fire nips?
There are 27 sets of pointy holes in my backyard - we still have snow
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| Posted 2/28/08 10:13 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by chikita315
Posted by Preguntas
Posted by chikita315
Stick a tuck between your cheeks and sit in some ice. Jeez, have you learned nothing from me?
OMG If there was snow outside, I would work from the ground.
Hows the fire nips?
There are 27 sets of pointy holes in my backyard - we still have snow
Sweet- if you can build me some mounds, we'll move brunch to your place.
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Message edited 10/23/2009 12:11:00 PM.
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sami
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Its not funny but you ladies make it seem funny! In the morning I put some flax seed in my Oatmeal (Ithink thats what is called) from Trader Joes I swear it wokrs like a charm! I know this is WAYYYYYYY toooo much info! But let me tell its smooth sailing!
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| Posted 2/28/08 11:18 AM |
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twinkletoes807
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Tucks is definitely the way to go. Put 'em in the fridge... and only wipe with them. F*&k the toilet paper...it's evil! 
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| Posted 2/28/08 11:23 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
I wish it was that simple- but I don't want to make the loose ones any looser!
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| Posted 2/28/08 11:25 AM |
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NewlyMrs
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by twinkletoes807
Tucks is definitely the way to go. Put 'em in the fridge... and only wipe with them. F*&k the toilet paper...it's evil!
I don't have roids, so I have nothing to add. BUT pack TP for the hospital unless you want to use their crapy hard stuff.
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| Posted 2/28/08 11:25 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by twinkletoes807
Tucks is definitely the way to go. Put 'em in the fridge... and only wipe with them. F*&k the toilet paper...it's evil!
Can you flush tucks?
no joke about the tp- it is evil, and with 10+ BMs a day, I should be wiping with clouds.
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| Posted 2/28/08 11:26 AM |
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twinkletoes807
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by Preguntas
Posted by twinkletoes807
Tucks is definitely the way to go. Put 'em in the fridge... and only wipe with them. F*&k the toilet paper...it's evil!
Can you flush tucks?
no joke about the tp- it is evil, and with 10+ BMs a day, I should be wiping with clouds.
Yup. Flush away. And many of my friends use them after delivering. They may not be clouds but are as close as you can get and actually have a clean as$!
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| Posted 2/28/08 11:42 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
going on a tucks run at lunch.
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dapnkap
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Next time you go to the doctor, have him/her check you. It could be 'roids or a tear (which is what I had when I had a tough time).
I guess you can also ask DH to look or get a mirror to check things out.
And get yourself some Colace...
Feel better!
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| Posted 2/28/08 11:48 AM |
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twinkletoes807
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
 Good luck.
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Oh man, I miss her 
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Wiggleworm
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
really....
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MrsBurtch525
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by headoverheels
Oh man, I miss her
where is she?
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| Posted 2/11/11 11:59 AM |
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chikita315
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Re: How do you know if you have hemeroids?
Posted by MrsBurtch525
Posted by headoverheels
Oh man, I miss her
where is she?
She's good. Max is great!
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