How to survive Faculty Meetings/ Inservice-- Funny E-mail
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justthe4ofus
I hate hypocrites!!!!!
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How to survive Faculty Meetings/ Inservice-- Funny E-mail
We could've used this at many a faculty meeting years ago. Why >>> didn't we think of this sooner. >> >>> THIS IS OFFERED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE to All the Teachers Out There : >>> >>> >>> HOW TO STAY AWAKE DURING TEACHER INSERVICES >>> >>> Do you keep falling asleep in teacher meetings and inservices? >>> Here's a way to change all of that ! >>> >>> 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, inservice or staff >>> development, >>> prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good >>> size. >>> >>> Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will >>> give you 25 one-inch blocks. >>> >>> 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block : >>> >>> * no child left behind >>> * test scores >>> * core competencies >>> * communication >>> * standards >>> * multiple exposures >>> * benchmarks >>> * proactive >>> * win-win >>> * think outside the box >>> * action plan >>> * result-driven >>> * assessments >>> * knowledge base >>> * at the end of the day >>> * touch base >>> * mindset >>> * differentiated >>> * retention >>> * skills >>> * background knowledge >>> * effective learning >>> * exemplars >>> * implementation >>> * reflection >>> *diversity >>> * Unwrapping the standards >>> * embedded tasks >>> *inclusion >>> >>> 3. Check off the appropriate box as you hear any one of those >>> words/phrases come up and definitely feel free to add any >>> 'localisms' >>> for added interest! >>> >>> 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally >>> stand up and shout "BULLSHYT!" >>> >>> Following you'll find TESTIMONIALS from satisfied "Bullshyt Bingo" >>> players: >>> >>> -- "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - >>> Adam >>> W., Atlanta >>> >>> -- "My attention span at inservices has improved dramatically." - >>> David >>> T., Orlando >>> >>> -- "What a gas! Staff development will never be the same for me. >>> " - Dan J., New York City >>> >>> -- "The atmosphere was tense in the last inservice as 14 of us >>> waited >>> for the fifth box." - Ben G, Denver >>> >>> -- "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed '********!' >>> for the third time in two hours. A Bullshyt Bingo Championship will >>> be played at the next inservice." >>> -Rod H., Nashville
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Posted 2/15/07 9:34 PM |
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4monkeys
boys will be boys =)
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Posted 2/15/07 9:55 PM |
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MissJones
I need a nap!
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Re: How to survive Faculty Meetings/ Inservice-- Funny E-mail
I'm so ready to try this!
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Posted 2/16/07 7:23 PM |
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)
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Re: How to survive Faculty Meetings/ Inservice-- Funny E-mail
hahahahh! omg, jamie! we're doing this at our next meeting!!! get the ball rollin,k? hehehehehe
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Posted 2/16/07 9:22 PM |
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NewlyMrs
Laugh-Live-Love LIFE!
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Re: How to survive Faculty Meetings/ Inservice-- Funny E-mail
that's great!
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Posted 2/17/07 7:31 AM |
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NCMom
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Re: How to survive Faculty Meetings/ Inservice-- Funny E-mail
I love it!!!!
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Posted 2/17/07 8:16 PM |
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Shanti
True love
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Posted 2/19/07 8:42 AM |
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