reggie
I love my boys!!
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I am not sure if I posted this joke...
but here it goes again.
As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal Mart, a particularly unkempt, unattractive, and mean-spirited woman pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking an elderly lady on the floor, grabbed the first cart and spun it around, hitting an elderly man working there as one of the Wal Mart Greeters.
As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, the Greeter, in a kindly voice, gestured towards her two children and asked, "Are they twins?"
Glaring, she snapped back at him, snarling, "No you old fool, the brat's nine and the little witch is seven. Are you so blind you think they look alike?"
"No," replied the Greeter calmly, "I just couldn't believe you
Message edited 7/17/2006 10:03:11 PM.
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