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karacg
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If your pet were human...

..what would his/her profession be?

I have decided Socout was an interior decorator in his previous life. He runs around moving his toys - he doesn't play with them mind you, just repositions them!! And he pulls out his 2 beds from the kitchen (one in and one out of the crate) and parades them around the house then leaves them in random places.

Yes, an interior decorator...but a bad one!!

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Posted 3/22/07 11:22 AM
 
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alexlynn7
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Re: If your pet were human...

owen would be a recreational therapist, picking special games and toys for each of his clients to make them feel better Chat Icon

sophie would be the next "judge judy". no-nonsense, tell-it-like-it-is, b!tchy but lovable. Chat Icon
ETA: she even has a white "collar", just like judy! Chat Icon

Message edited 3/22/2007 11:37:09 AM.

Posted 3/22/07 11:31 AM
 

chikita315
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Re: If your pet were human...

She would work at the laundry mat rounding up all the lost socks!

Somehow eveyrmorning when I look in her little bed, she's got 3 or 4 of DH's socks tucked in there. Chat Icon

Message edited 3/22/2007 11:38:19 AM.

Posted 3/22/07 11:36 AM
 

MsMBV
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Re: If your pet were human...

Pyxie would be a model. no really, she loves to sashe around in her little outfits & loves when she is freshly groomed.

Bruno would be a bouncer. Little tiny 4 lb chihuahua thinks he is a Great Dane & tries to control the crowd all the time.

Loki would be a spy. He sneaks around the house, takes things apart & hides things all over. Plus he is very very sneaky.

Fascinus would be a job foreman. No matter what we do in the house he has to watch us & then "check" our work when we are done. It has been so funny while we are getting the nursery ready!

my house is FUN!Chat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 12:08 PM
 

alexlynn7
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by MsMBV

Bruno would be a bouncer.




a bouncer... Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 12:58 PM
 

MsMBV
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by alexlynn7

Posted by MsMBV

Bruno would be a bouncer.




a bouncer... Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

LMAO he really would be....he even has a shirt with the arms cut offChat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 1:03 PM
 

Diana1215
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Re: If your pet were human...

Molly would be one of the following:

A police officer - because she is constantly looking to protect us and is always on the lookout.

OR

I think this one is what she really would be:

A hired terrorist - because she literally will terrorize us for hours on end every night.

Posted 3/22/07 1:07 PM
 

alexlynn7
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by Diana1215

A hired terrorist - because she literally will terrorize us for hours on end every night.



yup... i look at the face in your avatar and it just screams TERRORIST Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

LMAO at this thread... thanks to kara for getting my mind off this whole dog food thing...

Posted 3/22/07 1:51 PM
 

karacg
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Re: If your pet were human...

I thought we needed a little lightening up...Chat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 1:55 PM
 

MsMBV
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by Diana1215
A hired terrorist - because she literally will terrorize us for hours on end every night.

ROFLMAO......Does she terrorise in her Pink outfit?

That is awesome....Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 2:01 PM
 

Diana1215
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by MsMBV

Posted by Diana1215
A hired terrorist - because she literally will terrorize us for hours on end every night.

ROFLMAO......Does she terrorise in her Pink outfit?

That is awesome....Chat Icon Chat Icon



LOL - I'm telling you - she is a pure terrorist. She doesn't give up either. I have to warn people when we bring her into Petsmart "She looks cute - but she'll take your fingers off with one bite" There is really something mentally wrong with her! Chat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 2:48 PM
 

leighla
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Re: If your pet were human...

He would be on the unemployment line.


Sooooo easily distracted!! Chat Icon

Message edited 9/2/2007 12:52:09 PM.

Posted 3/22/07 3:12 PM
 

MsMBV
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by Diana1215

LOL - I'm telling you - she is a pure terrorist. She doesn't give up either. I have to warn people when we bring her into Petsmart "She looks cute - but she'll take your fingers off with one bite" There is really something mentally wrong with her! Chat Icon

OMG that is too funny. The little dogs are the funniest I swearChat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 3:14 PM
 

reggie
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Re: If your pet were human...

Domino- a super diva of a singer.

Oreo-Dommie's agent

Posted 3/22/07 3:23 PM
 

Beth
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Re: If your pet were human...

this is a tough one- b/c all crokey does is lay around all day, sleep and eat

but he does love to get pictures taken of himself and I know he thinks he is hot with his lion cut- so I think he would like to be a model

Posted 3/22/07 3:51 PM
 

july06bride
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Re: If your pet were human...

He would be my body guard- no matter where I am he follows me, when I am in the shower, he is right next to it and stares at the door- as if someone is going to come find me, he stares out the door and barks at anyone who passes by- THEY are not allowed near his mommaChat Icon It's really the only time he barks too-if Dh is cuddling me Boogie sort of does this growl sniffing/sneezing thing to say HEY, get away from her!

Posted 3/22/07 4:31 PM
 

MrsBlueSash
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Re: If your pet were human...

piper would be trainer/aerobics instructor...she's always going, going, going...

paisley would be a model. she's cute but not smart.

Posted 3/22/07 5:11 PM
 

JMF
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by chikita315

She would work at the laundry mat rounding up all the lost socks!

Somehow eveyrmorning when I look in her little bed, she's got 3 or 4 of DH's socks tucked in there. Chat Icon



OMG my puppy does this too. He never wants to play fetch with his toys inside... just our socks! HE LOVE THEM. He tries to get them off my feet too. Its very cute. He never rips them up just love running around with them in his mouth. Sometimes he stuffs 4 or 5 in at once!

Posted 3/22/07 5:15 PM
 

thewinterone
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Re: If your pet were human...

Bruno would be a catcher for a baseball team.
He stands on his back legs and catches things with his front legs, once you applaud him for it he flings it back at you with his mouth.
We enjoy this as long as it's with one of his furry toys and not one of the rubber ones (they sting when he whips them at you).

Posted 3/22/07 5:58 PM
 

Beth
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Re: If your pet were human...

Posted by Beth1210

this is a tough one- b/c all crokey does is lay around all day, sleep and eat

but he does love to get pictures taken of himself and I know he thinks he is hot with his lion cut- so I think he would like to be a model



ok now that I am home- I realize- he should be a pedicurist- he loves my feet- esp when I have my toe nails painted!

Posted 3/22/07 7:21 PM
 

CAT215
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Re: If your pet were human...

Chablis would be a gardener, she gets very excited when she sees a plant, she also likes to dig in the soil Chat Icon

Bolly would be a singer she has such a sweet sort of high pitched meow and she sings constantly. Or maybe a politician if that's talking she's doing not singing?

Either that or if sleeping & eating were a profession that is what they'd both do! Chat Icon

Posted 3/22/07 7:51 PM
 

HarleyGirlFLA
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Re: If your pet were human...

A bum or couch potatoChat Icon

He just loves to lounge around all day

Posted 3/22/07 8:36 PM
 

MrsKelly
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Re: If your pet were human...

a professional food taster.
OR an ear doctor. he's obsessed with ears.

Posted 3/22/07 9:34 PM
 

Gertyrae
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Re: If your pet were human...

Misty would be a marathon runner

Espresso would be some kind of psychopath, he is insane!! (Although it might have something to do with living with MistyChat Icon )

Cute thread!!!

Posted 3/22/07 9:41 PM
 

Kerie-is-so-very
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Re: If your pet were human...

Oscar would be a food critic. He would not rate anything as terrible, but he can find subtle distinctions between good food and food that is exquisite.

If that did not work out, he would be a circus clown. They say dachshunds are the clowns of the dog world and he certainly is.

Posted 3/22/07 11:40 PM
 
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