2PreciousBlessings
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Jay Mohr's blog is a MUST READ
I spit my water out reading his blog....http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-3/blogs/jay-mohr/if-you-dont-have-anything-nice-to-say?page=0,0&Matchmaker%2FDallasSiteTakeover=1&Jersey%2FThickerThanWater=1
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My fave from the blog:
One part of the conversation that I did understand was when Mr. Smarty McCollege pants said, “We came up short $260,000, you still owe that.” Teresa immediately says in her interview, “In reality, we really did win the case.” Say what? Teresa, we all just watched a lawyer crush you and your husband’s nuts under his shoe. Don’t try and trick the viewers into thinking they saw something different than what they just watched. I freaking LOVE Teresa, but lately she really seems to be unraveling. How can I believe anything she says? The other Housewives may complain that Teresa has lied to them, but Teresa just lied to ME. The judge said, “You lose,” and Teresa says, “We won.”
Teresa is as dumb as a door post...check this nonsense.
In a very, very strange aside, Teresa mentions that her Jewish friends would have divorced Joe. I’m not sure why she brought this up. I wonder what Teresa’s Japanese, black, and Canadian friends would have done with Joe.
Teresa spends the next ten minutes complaining about everything. When I say everything, I mean everything. Teresa STARTS by complaining that there aren’t any naked men serving the ladies the food. (Didn’t I say we needed more Greg?) The more everyone gets along, the crazier it makes Teresa. When Caroline compliments Kathy’s food, Teresa turns into Kristen Wiig’s Penelope character and blurts out, “We’re opening a restaurant!” Really, Teresa? How did the Bravo cameras miss you and Joe planning that? For crying out loud, they have footage of your daughter vomiting, I’m pretty sure they would have picked up on you and Joe planning a grand opening of a restaurant.
I’m starting to get worried for Teresa. I would love to sit down with her for one of my “Real Housewives Therapy” sessions. Good luck on opening your new restaurant, Tre. Nothing ensures a great grand opening more than a $260,000 debt.
Teresa shows up fashionably late to Kathy’s house. She tells the gang about a storm in the area and warns everybody that, “ A Norwegian is coming.” Kathy then says in her interview, “I guess intelligence is a different language to Teresa.”
Message edited 8/21/2011 11:34:15 PM.
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: Jay Mohr's blog is a MUST READ
This is the line that made me burst out laughing...
Instead the lawyer treats us to some regular guy conversation pieces like, “Joe the perception was clearly that you committed and action which precludes your discharge.” If I had a dollar for every time I overheard that at a barbeque, I would have ZERO DOLLARS.
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2PreciousBlessings
The Perfect Pair
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Re: Jay Mohr's blog is a MUST READ
Posted by Christine
This is the line that made me burst out laughing...
Instead the lawyer treats us to some regular guy conversation pieces like, “Joe the perception was clearly that you committed and action which precludes your discharge.” If I had a dollar for every time I overheard that at a barbeque, I would have ZERO DOLLARS.
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