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MsSissy
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Posted 5/16/16 7:18 AM
 
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JennZ
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Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Sloppy and gross.

Posted 5/16/16 8:45 AM
 

StaceyWill
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Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

That dress is AWFUL on her.

Posted 5/16/16 8:49 AM
 

HomeIsWithU
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Ewww. I used to love this woman, but lately she looks like a used up Porn Star. There's a way to be a big chested, curvy woman and show it off in a subtle yet sexy way. She hasn't mastered that art.

Posted 5/16/16 8:54 AM
 

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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Posted by JennZ

Sloppy and gross.



Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon She ALWAYS looks like washed up trailer trash. I find her gross, him too!! Chat Icon Chat Icon And she always looks so vacant, like there isn't a single neuron firing in that tiny brain of hers.

Posted 5/16/16 8:56 AM
 

NervousNell
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Oh look! ANOTHER picture of them walking out of someplace and her looking wasted and hanging on his arm for balance.

Just like I said in the last thread- that is the ONLY pics of them you see anymore.

Same picture, different day.

And her face in that first pic- what the EFF did she do to it? MANTASTIC! She looks like a washed up drag queen.

And put your sloppy floppy tits away. Nobody wants to see them, they aren't attractive anymore

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Posted 5/16/16 9:02 AM
 

tray831
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Gross!

That dress is an absolute horror.

I wonder if Nick Lachey sees these pics; and becomes so thankful that he found someone with so much more class. lol

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Posted 5/16/16 9:13 AM
 

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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Posted by NervousNell

And put your sloppy floppy tits away. Nobody wants to see them, they aren't attractive anymore




This times a million

Posted 5/16/16 9:16 AM
 

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sloppy floppy tits




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Posted 5/16/16 9:17 AM
 

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Ooof... Chat Icon

Posted 5/16/16 9:45 AM
 

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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

What a train wreck

Posted 5/16/16 9:49 AM
 

HomeIsWithU
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

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sloppy floppy tits




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Posted 5/16/16 10:19 AM
 

sometimesmommy
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Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Vanessa is somewhere laughing at this...

Posted 5/16/16 10:36 AM
 

scarletbegonia
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

My boobs are nowhere near that massive and even *I* wouldn't attempt a dress like this!

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Posted 5/16/16 10:46 AM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

I feel if I were alone in a room with them it would be the most awkward time ever.

Posted 5/16/16 10:52 AM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Also - if they are getting this wasted all the time, what do the kids see? Nannies shuffling them out of the way of their hungover parents???

Posted 5/16/16 10:53 AM
 

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Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Awful, that dress is just so so bad on her.

Posted 5/16/16 11:14 AM
 

Chai77
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

They both really look like they are wasted frequently. Her dress and those boobs atrocious. Put them away, for the love of all that is holy.

Posted 5/16/16 11:17 AM
 

HomeIsWithU
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I know she's always had a big chest...I remember her dad saying they were DD years ago. But I'll be honest....they looks A LOT bigger than they used to be. I suspect she had implants to make them even bigger. Which is gross because they look stupid big right now. Like blow up doll/dolly pardon/watermelons in your bra kind of big.

Posted 5/16/16 11:35 AM
 

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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

It's like a slutty mrs roper

Posted 5/16/16 11:37 AM
 

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Posted 5/16/16 11:37 AM
 

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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

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Sloppy and gross.



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Posted 5/16/16 1:29 PM
 

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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

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I know she's always had a big chest...I remember her dad saying they were DD years ago. But I'll be honest....they looks A LOT bigger than they used to be. I suspect she had implants to make them even bigger. Which is gross because they look stupid big right now. Like blow up doll/dolly pardon/watermelons in your bra kind of big.



Not necessarily. My friend had a very large chest like her. And after 3 kids they got even bigger. No joke. Shes never had implants. She actually just had a reduction. I mean they doubled in size after the last child. And they were sloppy. I mean she always dressed appropriately for them but they were def the bain of her existence. So it is possible that after 2 kids they got bigger on their own.

Posted 5/16/16 1:31 PM
 

HomeIsWithU
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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

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Posted by HomeIsWithU

I know she's always had a big chest...I remember her dad saying they were DD years ago. But I'll be honest....they looks A LOT bigger than they used to be. I suspect she had implants to make them even bigger. Which is gross because they look stupid big right now. Like blow up doll/dolly pardon/watermelons in your bra kind of big.



Not necessarily. My friend had a very large chest like her. And after 3 kids they got even bigger. No joke. Shes never had implants. She actually just had a reduction. I mean they doubled in size after the last child. And they were sloppy. I mean she always dressed appropriately for them but they were def the bain of her existence. So it is possible that after 2 kids they got bigger on their own.



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Posted 5/16/16 1:36 PM
 

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Re: Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Mine have done this. I am a 34DDD. It's awful. I was a good C before my kid. I have gained weight but, it can't be all that.

Posted 5/16/16 4:40 PM
 
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