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Daisy32
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An Italians Boy's Confession:
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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Posted 9/24/09 9:25 AM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Name: LB
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Posted 9/24/09 9:26 AM |
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Linda1003
love my 2 boys
Member since 8/08 10923 total posts
Name: Linda
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VERY CUTE!!!
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Posted 9/24/09 9:38 AM |
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neener1211
:-)
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Name: J
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Posted 9/24/09 9:45 AM |
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kahlua716
3 Girls for Me!
Member since 8/07 12475 total posts
Name: Keri
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Posted 9/24/09 9:51 AM |
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JP826
=)
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Name: Me!! All about ME!
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That was great.
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Posted 9/24/09 10:35 AM |
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JennyPenny
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Posted 9/24/09 11:13 AM |
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MetsGirl07
LIF O2 Vendor
Member since 12/07 16202 total posts
Name: Deanna
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Re: Joke
that was great!!
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Posted 9/24/09 11:15 AM |
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Jonsgirl04
Love my two girls! xoxo
Member since 9/08 6079 total posts
Name: Stephanie
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Posted 9/24/09 12:18 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Name: aka momma2b
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Posted 9/24/09 12:37 PM |
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PaddysGirl
Little princess is here!
Member since 4/07 5923 total posts
Name: Crystal
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funny!
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Posted 9/24/09 12:52 PM |
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ETAB
Mother Mary Pray for us
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Re: Joke
very cute!!!!
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Posted 9/24/09 1:18 PM |
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DayDay
Livin' the Good Life....
Member since 9/06 5939 total posts
Name: Dayna
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Re: Joke
I heard this one before and it still makes me laugh!!!
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Posted 9/24/09 2:16 PM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
Member since 2/07 17374 total posts
Name: EMBRACING CHANGE
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too cute!!
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Posted 9/24/09 2:32 PM |
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Noonie
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Member since 3/07 900 total posts
Name: Dawn
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Ahhh! I love it!
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Posted 9/25/09 10:29 AM |
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