Just a friendly PSA about water and wine... a joke

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shyte .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information,

I'm doing it as a public service.

Re: Just a friendly PSA about water and wine... a joke

Finally some words of wisdom

Re: Just a friendly PSA about water and wine... a joke

I love this!
I just sent this to everyone I know