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LadyMaravilla
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Sonia

Joke For Today

My flight was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared
to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no
one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B!tch."

Posted 8/29/06 2:01 PM
 
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pinkandblue
Our family is complete, maybe

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Stephanie

Re: Joke For Today

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Posted 8/29/06 2:02 PM
 

LaurenExp
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)

Re: Joke For Today

ha, that's great.

Posted 8/29/06 2:03 PM
 

Tany
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Posted 8/29/06 2:04 PM
 

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Posted 8/29/06 2:04 PM
 

Diva
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Sweet!!! Chat Icon

Posted 8/29/06 2:04 PM
 

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Posted 8/29/06 2:05 PM
 

Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!

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Posted 8/29/06 2:06 PM
 

MelToddJulia
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Posted 8/29/06 2:13 PM
 

scarletbegonia
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V

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Posted 8/29/06 2:33 PM
 

MsMBV
:P

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Name:
Me

Re: Joke For Today

Posted by LadyLainez

My flight was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared
to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no
one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B!tch."



LOVE IT.

Posted 8/29/06 2:45 PM
 

SoinLove
Making big changes

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Kristin

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Posted 8/29/06 2:46 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Posted 8/29/06 2:48 PM
 
 

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