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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Today's Joke

LITTLE VITO ON ENGLISH

Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words, Class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Little Vito says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Little Vito, that's a mouthful."
Little Vito says, "No, Miss Rogers. You're thinking of a Bl0w-job."

Posted 12/29/05 2:23 PM
 
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Michi
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Name:
M

Re: Today's Joke

Posted by LadyLainez

LITTLE VITO ON ENGLISH

Little Vito goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words, Class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Little Vito says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Little Vito, that's a mouthful."
Little Vito says, "No, Miss Rogers. You're thinking of a Bl0w-job."



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Posted 12/29/05 2:28 PM
 

LFitzy79
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Posted 12/29/05 2:47 PM
 

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