MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
|
Joke of the day...
A cop stops a car for speeding.
The officer asks the man his name, the driver responds: "My name is Fred"
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred", the man responds.
A little annoyed, the officer then presses him and asks again, "What is your last name?"
The man tells him that he doesn't have a last name, "...it's just Fred...I used to have a last name, but I lost it."
The officer thinks he's got a nutcase on his hands, but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "Well, it's kind of a long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know - funny last name. Kids used to tease me all the time. So, I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. So I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree. So I became Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me syphillis. So now, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with a VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS, because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears from laughing so hard.
|
