Myrockette
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joke of the day...
Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son
asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are
there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well,
son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her
twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round
and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty,
they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so
t! he daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies'
are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his
twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like
a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls
are for decoration only."
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