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johnsae
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by maybebaby
For me, they would say "Looks like she's been drinking again...."
mine would be like...oh, she IS drinking again...another wine lunch with the other moms and their kids 
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
I don't think they would say anything about the way we look, I always get her all dressed up when we go out, and I think I always look decent(or at least I try to), now the big Q is what would they say if they saw me first thing in the morning, I think:
OMG can't believe she still hasn't washed her face and brushed her teeth , it's 9 am for god's sake and
she needs to clean up her coffee table little more often.
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Smileyd17
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
ME:
uh nice highlights?
Where did she get those done?
Her hair is a mess!
DD-
-So cute! ( )
-Why does she always have plumbers crack?
-Wow, she is all daddy!
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rojerono
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
NoNo:
*what's with the orange wig?
*Are those Pajamas?
*Is he wearing that yellow and blue shirt AGAIN?
*Why does this kid have so many costumes and why does his mother let him wear them outside??
*Why is she carrying that big boy?
*Is carrying HANDCUFFS?
*He just LOOKS like he's up to no good!
*What nice green eyes!
Robbie:
*He's so skinny! Doesn't she FEED him?
*Another sports uniform? How many sports does this kid play?
*He dresses very well (when he isn't in a sports uniform)
*His front teeth STILL haven't grown in?
*He has beautiful blue eyes!
*He always seems so calm!
*Isn't that nice how he carries his mom's bags?
ME:
*Man she got FAT!
*Look how big her azz is!
*Why is she always SQUINTING?
*Seriously.. are those PJ bottoms?
*How can she leave the house like that?
*Her husband is so cute! What does he see in HER?
*She SERIOUSLY needs an eyebrow wax!
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by nrthshgrl
"That woman is obsessed with making her train."
They all made me chuckle but I laughed out loud at this one. 
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| Posted 5/8/08 5:23 PM |
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2PreciousBlessings
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by Theresa05
you ever see Opal Gary Ella
PRIME Example of what I posted...
Aww, Theresa!! It is important that Ella and I are very groomed before leaving the house. Even at home she is properly groomed majority of the time.
All they would say that my daughter and I are on point.
Another thing they might say is smile just a bit more.
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4monkeys
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by Theresa05
I never leave the house without being on point. Sofia also.... so they would just always comment on whatever we had on... if "they" liked it or not..
they would have me with my middle finger up.. I would say LEAVE us ALONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
oh yes. I remember those best pre toddler days where I had his bibs and socks matching! Lol. And I was able to put on makeup in peace without wrestling my makeup brushes out of sticky fingers. And I wasn't getting waffle kisses on my dry clean only black pants. Those were the days of being clean and perfection came easy. I was wondering what other moms were complaining about. Ah. Those were the days! Lol. Thanks for the memories!!!
I was thinking the same thing
Im happy if theyre clean, fed, went potty before leaving the house and safely buckled in.
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
"What kind of clothes is she wearing? You would think she dresses much better after posting constently on the fashion/beauty board giving her opinion on other people clothing".
"Is she wearing those Crocs again?"
"How come her kid does not wear shoes yet?"
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Diana1215
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Jack:
Can she give this kid a haircut already?
What is she feeding him - he's the size of a two year old!
Me:
Does the girl ever leave the house in anything besides a sweatsuit?
Does she have an addiction to coffee?
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by Sweets13
Posted by patti08
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by Theresa05
I never leave the house without being on point. Sofia also.... so they would just always comment on whatever we had on... if "they" liked it or not..
they would have me with my middle finger up.. I would say LEAVE us ALONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
oh yes. I remember those best pre toddler days where I had his bibs and socks matching! Lol. And I was able to put on makeup in peace without wrestling my makeup brushes out of sticky fingers. And I wasn't getting waffle kisses on my dry clean only black pants. Those were the days of being clean and perfection came easy. I was wondering what other moms were complaining about. Ah. Those were the days! Lol. Thanks for the memories!!!
You mean it doesn't always stay this easy? eek!!!!
DS is a toddler (20 months) and I dont have a proboem getting him and myself ready. I actually find it easier.......
Cailen is a little demon!
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
BTW - for those of you that got this - thank you!!! You made my day!
It's amazing how landing on toddler planet (toddler BOY planet, mind you!) has thrown this little diva mommy for a loop. I notice the ones with the cleanest kids all have girls... the ones who posted and made me laugh out loud are all boy mommies, who somehow attract chaos and dirt to them like magnets!!!!
LOVE you ladies!!! See you on the cover of Star!!!
  
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
ME:
"Could she drink MORE coffee?"
"Once a historian, always a historian, does she need to chronical every poop?"
"Thank God she finally is using her spa day Mother's Day present from 2007... not a moment too soon."
"Could she have that same long sleeve t-shirt in MORE colors?"
"There she is at Trader Joe's for organic everything"
"Didn't she own an iron?... once?"
DC's:
"What? they are not in coordinating outfits?"
"OMG... DS is wearing a GIRL'S bib that says "Princess"... the horror!"
"What's with the Baby Signing Time DVD every day?"
"Sippy bungee cords?"
"No Gymboree, Music Together, etc... they are so deprived"
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4monkeys
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by Summerrluvv
Posted by Sweets13
Posted by patti08
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by Theresa05
I never leave the house without being on point. Sofia also.... so they would just always comment on whatever we had on... if "they" liked it or not..
they would have me with my middle finger up.. I would say LEAVE us ALONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
oh yes. I remember those best pre toddler days where I had his bibs and socks matching! Lol. And I was able to put on makeup in peace without wrestling my makeup brushes out of sticky fingers. And I wasn't getting waffle kisses on my dry clean only black pants. Those were the days of being clean and perfection came easy. I was wondering what other moms were complaining about. Ah. Those were the days! Lol. Thanks for the memories!!!
You mean it doesn't always stay this easy? eek!!!!
DS is a toddler (20 months) and I dont have a proboem getting him and myself ready. I actually find it easier.......
So do I actually  Don't have as much to pack up for the day and she can feed herself while I get myself ready.
I also agree that it's easier for many reasons. My boys are extremely self-sufficient and have their little things to put away and know how to get ready, from underwear to jackets on.
BUT
it's the dynamic of three boys that can leave a mom in a whirlwind sometimes... only a mom of 3 boys can understand  (well girls or boys, sometimes girls can be rambunctious and boys quiet and calm.) but not in my case.
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
ME:
"Could she drink MORE coffee?"
"Once a historian, always a historian, does she need to chronical every poop?"
"Thank God she finally is using her spa day Mother's Day present from 2007... not a moment too soon."
"Could she have that same long sleeve t-shirt in MORE colors?"
"There she is at Trader Joe's for organic everything"
"Didn't she own an iron?... once?"
DC's:
"What? they are not in coordinating outfits?"
"OMG... DS is wearing a GIRL'S bib that says "Princess"... the horror!"
"What's with the Baby Signing Time DVD every day?"
"Sippy bungee cords?"
"No Gymboree, Music Together, etc... they are so deprived"
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DmarieK
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
These are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nrthshgrl
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
I'm going to add in one more for you...
"Can you believe she still hasn't told anyone their names?"
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Kidsaplenty
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
"She never smiles!"
"Good lord, is that her 8th cup of coffee today?"
"Ew, she's breastfeeding in public, how gross!"
"Why does her son always have his hand down his pants?!?!"
"No matter what, her shirt is always dirty"
"She makes her kids have broccoli and cauliflower for snacks? They're so deprived!"
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
"Can you believe they are STILL asking and they think it's not getting back to her?... We've adminstered lie detector test to several undercover sources, on both coast, that prove, they have been harassed by inquiries!
Move over J. Lo's twins, and Brangelina's double baby bump... we have the exclusive on Tah-wee-ZAh's nameless Tah-win-ZAH's only on EXTRA, EXTRA!!!!!
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
"Can you believe they are STILL asking and they think it's not getting back to her?... We've adminstered lie detector test to several undercover sources, on both coast, that prove, they have been harassed by inquiries!
Move over J. Lo's twins, and Brangelina's double baby bump... we have the exclusive on Tah-wee-ZAh's nameless Tah-win-ZAH's only on EXTRA, EXTRA!!!!!
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dpli
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by greeneyes361708
"Why does her son always have his hand down his pants?!?!"
This one made me LOL.
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by johnsae
Posted by maybebaby
For me, they would say "Looks like she's been drinking again...."
mine would be like...oh, she IS drinking again...another wine lunch with the other moms and their kids
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pmpkn087
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
People would say:
"How did she have such a gorgeous son?"
And, of course...
"Dang, did she pull a Star Jones. She's half what she used to be."
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by pmpkn087
People would say:
"How did she have such a gorgeous son?"
And, of course...
"Dang, did she pull a Star Jones. She's half what she used to be."
How the HELL did that b*tch get so skinny? I hate those celeb moms!!!
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pmpkn087
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by lipglossjunky73
How the HELL did that b*tch get so skinny? I hate those celeb moms!!!
Well, you know...I just call up my personal chef
"Miiike, what's for dinner?"
DH would not be happy if he knew I just called him my 'personal chef' BTW.
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| Posted 5/8/08 8:21 PM |
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johnsae
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Re: JUST for fun - lets say we were celebs always getting pictures snapped of us with our DCs....
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by johnsae
Posted by maybebaby
For me, they would say "Looks like she's been drinking again...."
mine would be like...oh, she IS drinking again...another wine lunch with the other moms and their kids
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omg I LOVE that. Where was that?
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