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an9elic
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my kid says the darndest things, lol
4 and 1/2 yr old DD just says to me while pointing to a picture of me, DH and DD---
"awww.. that is so convenient"
so i laugh and she says "what does convenient mean?"
where do they come up with this stuff? lol
add your kids say the darndest things stories too if ya want, i love hearing them 
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waterspout4
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Alright here you go....
Eldest daughter asked my mother how to make Marijuana Sauce!!! (she meant Marinara Sauce)
DH and I met on Match.com. I guess somewhere along the way we have mentioned this to the children. A couple of years ago a friend of ours was going through a divorce and my children told her to just buy another husband online b/c that is what their mommy did!!! (its still a joke in our house that I bought DH online.)
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ArmyOfBabies
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
That is freaking cute!!!
My DD is too young to say anything like that yet, but my nephews are hysterical with that stuff...
My sister and I used to have a little notebook reserved for all the funny things her kids say.
Her 3 year old was over my house last week and I gave him grapes to snack on and he ran up to me with a grape (that he kept calling berries) and said "Jeri! There is grape juice in this grape!" Like it was news to me, lol.
Another time he was over and I was watching a movie while he sat next to me playing his gameboy at full volume. Everytime he pushed any button he had to show it to me and yell what happened in the game. My phone rang for literally 2 seconds and I hit the silent button. He looks at me and says, "You know Jeri, I can't concentrate on my game with your phone ringing like that."
He's a little bugger
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ArmyOfBabies
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by hbugal
Alright here you go....
Eldest daughter asked my mother how to make Marijuana Sauce!!! (she meant Marinara Sauce)
DH and I met on Match.com. I guess somewhere along the way we have mentioned this to the children. A couple of years ago a friend of ours was going through a divorce and my children told her to just buy another husband online b/c that is what their mommy did!!! (its still a joke in our house that I bought DH online.)
That is hysterical... Marajuana Sauce!!!
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an9elic
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by hbugal
Alright here you go....
Eldest daughter asked my mother how to make Marijuana Sauce!!! (she meant Marinara Sauce)
DH and I met on Match.com. I guess somewhere along the way we have mentioned this to the children. A couple of years ago a friend of ours was going through a divorce and my children told her to just buy another husband online b/c that is what their mommy did!!! (its still a joke in our house that I bought DH online.)
omg hahahaaaaa
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| Posted 3/18/08 2:00 PM |
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an9elic
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by ArmyOfBabies
Her 3 year old was over my house last week and I gave him grapes to snack on and he ran up to me with a grape (that he kept calling berries) and said "Jeri! There is grape juice in this grape!" Like it was news to me, lol.
lmaoooo this is sooo something my DD has said/would say!!! soo cute!!
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BellaRock
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
These stories are too cute.
DS is 5 years old and is always saying something to crack me up.
Last night I was picking out DS clothes for school the next morning and he says "Mommy make sure you pick a long shirt because its going to be partly cloudy tomorrow."
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an9elic
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by BellaRock
These stories are too cute.
DS is 5 years old and is always saying something to crack me up.
Last night I was picking out DS clothes for school the next morning and he says "Mommy make sure you pick a long shirt because its going to be partly cloudy tomorrow."
omg awwwwwwwwww haha
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ABCiverson
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
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ArmyOfBabies
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
I just thought of another one from my sister's kids. Her 7 year old (when he was 5) said to my sister after she bought him a new shirt, "I'm not wearing that." my sister asked him why he wouldn't wear it and he told her, "Cause that shirt is lame."
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ArmyOfBabies
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by BellaRock
These stories are too cute.
DS is 5 years old and is always saying something to crack me up.
Last night I was picking out DS clothes for school the next morning and he says "Mommy make sure you pick a long shirt because its going to be partly cloudy tomorrow."
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neener1211
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Sorry to crash, but I had to add one from my aunt...when her two oldest kids were about 5 (girl) and 6 (boy), they were in the back seat fighting.
My aunt said, what are you fighting about, stop it. The 5 year old said, "He said: Sh!t". The 6 year old promptly said, "No I didn't, I said: F*ck."
My aunt said she couldn't help but turn back around and laugh to herself. She didn't want to allow the curse words but she was taken about when he corrected her with the correct curseword he had used.
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steph4777
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
cute stories....
We are in the middle of potty training.... So the other day I was using the bathroom and Nate storms through the door.
Nate: What are you going?
Me: I'm using the bathroom, please leave
Nate: Mommy make pee pee?
Me: Yes, please get out
Nate: Yay Mommy! Good job! Go Mommy, you pee pee in toilet. Hi 5! (as he raises his hand)
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by steph4777
cute stories....
We are in the middle of potty training.... So the other day I was using the bathroom and Nate storms through the door.
Nate: What are you going?
Me: I'm using the bathroom, please leave
Nate: Mommy make pee pee?
Me: Yes, please get out
Nate: Yay Mommy! Good job! Go Mommy, you pee pee in toilet. Hi 5! (as he raises his hand)
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Ambersmom
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Last night as Amber was readying for the bath, I noticed a pull up on underneath her underwear. I promptly asked her why she was wearing a diaper when she knows she's a big girl. She turned to me and said "Well, you're a big girl, yet you wear diapers!". I said "When does Mommy wear diapers? You know I wear underwear!". She replies "You DO wear diapers, Mommy! There's a whole package of them under the sink!" as she reaches for a Maxi. Not even wanting to touch that subject, I walked out laughing!
Recently while suffering side effects of a stomach virus, I had to pass gas while out shopping Of course my little PR person had to announce to a very crowded store that "Mommy just farted!!!". Nothing like trying to be inconspiculous! Thanks Amber
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BellaRock
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by Ambersmom
Last night as Amber was readying for the bath, I noticed a pull up on underneath her underwear. I promptly asked her why she was wearing a diaper when she knows she's a big girl. She turned to me and said "Well, you're a big girl, yet you wear diapers!". I said "When does Mommy wear diapers? You know I wear underwear!". She replies "You DO wear diapers, Mommy! There's a whole package of them under the sink!" as she reaches for a Maxi. Not even wanting to touch that subject, I walked out laughing!
Recently while suffering side effects of a stomach virus, I had to pass gas while out shopping Of course my little PR person had to announce to a very crowded store that "Mommy just farted!!!". Nothing like trying to be inconspiculous! Thanks Amber
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by steph4777
cute stories....
We are in the middle of potty training.... So the other day I was using the bathroom and Nate storms through the door.
Nate: What are you going?
Me: I'm using the bathroom, please leave
Nate: Mommy make pee pee?
Me: Yes, please get out
Nate: Yay Mommy! Good job! Go Mommy, you pee pee in toilet. Hi 5! (as he raises his hand)
You just made me snort!
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by Ambersmom
Last night as Amber was readying for the bath, I noticed a pull up on underneath her underwear. I promptly asked her why she was wearing a diaper when she knows she's a big girl. She turned to me and said "Well, you're a big girl, yet you wear diapers!". I said "When does Mommy wear diapers? You know I wear underwear!". She replies "You DO wear diapers, Mommy! There's a whole package of them under the sink!" as she reaches for a Maxi. Not even wanting to touch that subject, I walked out laughing!
Recently while suffering side effects of a stomach virus, I had to pass gas while out shopping Of course my little PR person had to announce to a very crowded store that "Mommy just farted!!!". Nothing like trying to be inconspiculous! Thanks Amber
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Re: my kid says the darndest things, lol
Posted by steph4777
cute stories....
We are in the middle of potty training.... So the other day I was using the bathroom and Nate storms through the door.
Nate: What are you going?
Me: I'm using the bathroom, please leave
Nate: Mommy make pee pee?
Me: Yes, please get out
Nate: Yay Mommy! Good job! Go Mommy, you pee pee in toilet. Hi 5! (as he raises his hand)
All these are great!!!
This had me ROFL!
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