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GoldenRod
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Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2- 3.' When you do that, you will be more potent than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.'
I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?'
Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded. But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.
I was eager to see if it worked I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, '1-2-3!'
Immediately, I was the manliest of men.
My wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, What was the 1-2-3 for?
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.
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Kim7706
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
LOVE IT!!
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| Posted 8/28/08 7:31 AM |
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kimbalina
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Kim
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
LOL!
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| Posted 8/28/08 8:00 AM |
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PotofLuck06
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
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| Posted 8/28/08 9:10 AM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
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Shawn
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
Humor AND an English lesson all rolled into one..... how's that for a deal? 
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| Posted 8/28/08 9:10 AM |
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Tulips915
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
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Phyl
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| Posted 8/28/08 10:06 AM |
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HoneyBadger
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
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| Posted 8/28/08 10:20 AM |
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JennyPenny
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
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| Posted 8/28/08 10:33 AM |
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CouponKT
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
you always have funny ones
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| Posted 8/28/08 10:55 AM |
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PegaLega
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Re: Never end a sentence with a preposition! (joke)
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