npr - poem for bridal shower?

thought maybe you ladies could help me out - I hear there is a cute "undies poem" to include with undies to give to a bride-to-be.
like for honeymoon wear this...etc.

TIA!

Re: npr - poem for bridal shower?

The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
That we cannot hide.

So for our special panty queen
We'll make her feel just fine
By working as a friendly team
To form a panty line.

Amy , these undies are to last you
All throughout your life.
And Javier will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span.

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
You know we all will shout, "Hooray!"
When we dance with you on that night.

The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause the Bahama's a gorgeous place!

On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Love will be in the air
And we all know you love red.

And then after a year has passed
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

Then when the time is right for you
And don't be saying, "Maybe"
You'll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby.

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don't worry - you'll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive.

Then, finally when you're old and gray,
With these you can't go wrong,
'Cuz sorry - but at that age, Amy
You just can't wear a thong.

Re: npr - poem for bridal shower?

PERFECT! THANKS

now I need to go buy undies :)