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CaseyGirl
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Parents..what is the most...

disgusting thing your child / children have ever done? Chat Icon Chat Icon

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Posted 8/16/06 3:51 PM
 
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Melbernai
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Right now we have excessive amounts of drool just flying out of her mouth uncontrollably. But she can't help it because she is sick.

Also when she was a baby she pooped in the tub a lot. Something about the hot water.

and when those poops go all the way up the back and you have to change ALL the clothes -- those are pretty gross.

Posted 8/16/06 4:07 PM
 

dandr10199
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Posted by Melbernai

and when those poops go all the way up the back and you have to change ALL the clothes -- those are pretty gross.



Agreed!

Posted 8/16/06 4:12 PM
 

Shelly
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Projectile pooping! All over me and the floor of Borders!

Posted 8/16/06 4:17 PM
 

Melbernai
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Posted by Shellyesq

Projectile pooping! All over me and the floor of Borders!

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Oh g-d yes my sister used to projectile poop and she did it all over my mom once when she was changing her and it was HORRID!

Borders! I'd have been SOO embarassed? Children's section, cafe? Where was it?

Posted 8/16/06 4:19 PM
 

beachgirl
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Projectile pooped all up my arm, all over the changing table, the rug and all this in the middle of the night...oh and she laughed at my face after she did it.....

She also pooped in the car seat and when I picked her up it "slid" all down my white pants - and this was on my way to a meeting with my bosses!! and there was puddles of it in the car seat base....you gotta love B.fed baby poop!!

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Posted 8/16/06 4:26 PM
 

dandr10199
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Posted by Shellyesq

Projectile pooping! All over me and the floor of Borders!



OMG! PIMP! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

I have to add... spit up that lands in your hair that drips down the back of your shirt. Needless to say I have since cut my hair after THAT episode.

Posted 8/16/06 4:26 PM
 

Bxgell2
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Projectile pooping... that's all I'm going to say Chat Icon

Posted 8/16/06 4:28 PM
 

Melbernai
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Oh yes and spitup that goes all down your bra and soaks in the spot between your boob and your belly. ugh. that was a nasty one. My niece actually did that to me when I was PG and used to babysit for her last summer at thier house so I had no clothes to change into.

Posted 8/16/06 4:28 PM
 

BaroqueMama
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Um, probably the time she blew an explosive poop all over me. And that was when she was on breast milk, so her poop was NASTY. However, it amazes me how you deal in the moment. You just clean it up and never bother to think about how nasty it is until later. It's like mother nature built in a delayed effect so us mom's can dealChat Icon

Posted 8/16/06 4:39 PM
 

dandr10199
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Posted by prncssrachel
. It's like mother nature built in a delayed effect so us mom's can dealChat Icon



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Posted 8/16/06 4:39 PM
 

sunny
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Obviously poop- especially the time she had a stomach virus.

And the dried spit up I would find in my hair later because I didn't know she spit up over my shoulderChat Icon

Posted 8/16/06 4:42 PM
 

nrthshgrl
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

They've both peeded & pooped on DH & I numerous times.

I told my 2.5 year old son to go run some water through his hair so I could brush out his bedhead before school. I walked into the bathroom in time to see him lifting his head out of the toilet. I yelled "Ahhh!!! I MEANT THE SINK! We NEVER EVER put our heads in toilets!!!"Then I noticed that he had peed in the toilet before "washing" his hair.Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 8/16/06 4:48 PM
 

dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!

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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Posted by nrthshgrl

They've both peeded & pooped on DH & I numerous times.

I told my 2.5 year old son to go run some water through his hair so I could brush out his bedhead before school. I walked into the bathroom in time to see him lifting his head out of the toilet. I yelled "Ahhh!!! I MEANT THE SINK! We NEVER EVER put our heads in toilets!!!"Then I noticed that he had peed in the toilet before "washing" his hair.Chat Icon Chat Icon



OMG! PIMP! THAT is hilarious!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 8/16/2006 4:50:35 PM.

Posted 8/16/06 4:50 PM
 

nrthshgrl
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Posted by dandr10199
OMG! PIMP! THAT is hilarious!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



This is why I can't wait until your kids are walking & talking.Chat Icon

Posted 8/16/06 4:51 PM
 

steph4777
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

On sunday, we went to brunch with friends and I took him to the bath room for a diaper change. I lay his pad down and put him on top....Proceed to change his diaper, folded it up. then with one hand on him, I reached with the other hand to throw the diaper away. When I turn back and there is a log sitting in his onsie. And it keeps coming. He then proceeds to wiggle around and get it all on his legs.....I had to completely undress him, take the onsie off and wash him up in the sink.

Message edited 8/16/2006 5:00:14 PM.

Posted 8/16/06 4:58 PM
 

yankinmanc
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Lets just say that in one day we had two poo bomb incidents, one which ended with Noah having a bath in the kitchen sink and as soon as that little bugger was clean, he spit up a HUGE amount of curdled milk all over himself and me and the floor.

Oy Vey! Kids, they are dirty buggers!!!
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Posted 8/16/06 5:03 PM
 

NJmom
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

explosive poop while i was changing his diaper. it went everywhere!!!

Posted 8/16/06 5:22 PM
 

JerseyMamaOf3
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

It would have to be poop for us also, although spit up is way up their aswell... When Luka was 5 weeks old I put him in this adorable outfit but the shirt just fit him and it was a onsie type. He was sititng in his bouncy and we thought he was passing gas. So I go to pick him up and I see a yellow spot on the bouncy. We put him on the changing table and just stare at him and we didnt know what to take off first and we didnt want to touch him and he is just laying their like its nothing. It went everywhere on him. He definitly needed a bath and DH was close to needing a garbage b/c he was gagging. As far as spit up I always get it down my shirt and inbetween my boobs. But one day my friend was over and I was talking to her and I didnt realize he spit up on my chest again (it was bare skin) and I didn't feel it. She pointed it out after like 5 min. because she felt bad for me.

Posted 8/16/06 6:31 PM
 

Maathy317
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Projectile vomiting!Chat Icon Chat Icon When my oldest was about 4, she threw up while she was in bed. She not only hit her bed, but, the walls, floor, dresser, nightstand, lamp, toys, stuffed animals and, of course, comforter, blanket and pillow. Not to mention, she was covered from head to toe. Took me until 4 in the morning to clean up her and her room. Oh well, the joys of motherhood!Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 8/16/06 6:53 PM
 

joenick
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My son was 4 years old and PROJECTILE VOMITED IN COSTCO IN THE MEAT SECTION!!
It was his first puke EVER!!
It took all of us by surprise.
He ate too many sample Sorrento cheese shapesters!!
He soaked me, the cart, himself and all of our intended purchases.
Some people slipped in it!
Oh God it was kinda hysterical!
Even my poor DS was rolling!
What a day!

Posted 8/16/06 6:58 PM
 

Stefanie

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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Poop in the tub.Chat Icon

Posted 8/16/06 8:04 PM
 

emilain
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

my oldest daughter pooped int he back yard when sh ewas about 3, she wanted to see how it must feel for the dogs to poop behind the tree! Se literally dopped her pants and squatted.

my other daugher picks her nose, hates the way they look and feel and sticks them back up her nose!Chat Icon

My son puts his hand in his diaper and then puts it in his mouth, he doe sit to spite me, he makes sure I''m watching and does it quickly so i can't stop him.

I could go on and on, but you girls would think my kids were NASTY!!!!Chat Icon

Message edited 8/16/2006 8:26:41 PM.

Posted 8/16/06 8:26 PM
 

JerseyMamaOf3
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

Nrthshgrl and Emilian I feel so guilty laughing at those post, but it had me in tears.

Posted 8/16/06 8:41 PM
 

JTK
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Re: Parents..what is the most...

i took my kids to california on a plane and my 5 year old at that time, threw up all over me and his baby brother, not once but twice!!!!! it was a 6 hour flight!!!!
the other day dear stepdaughter told my four year old to lick his poop and HE DID!!!!!!

Message edited 8/16/2006 9:24:28 PM.

Posted 8/16/06 9:22 PM
 
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