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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
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Mama
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Purina Diet
I have a Australian Sheepdog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A blond woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her
that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
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tray831
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Re: Purina Diet
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
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| Posted 8/8/06 10:20 AM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
Member since 10/05 14656 total posts
Name:
Mama
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Re: Purina Diet
This part had me cracking up as well!
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| Posted 8/8/06 10:23 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Purina Diet
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| Posted 8/8/06 10:23 AM |
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chikita315
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M-lo
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Re: Purina Diet
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| Posted 8/8/06 10:31 AM |
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Heather617
My Babies
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Heather
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Re: Purina Diet
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| Posted 8/8/06 10:34 AM |
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Summer05
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Re: Purina Diet
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| Posted 8/8/06 11:39 AM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
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Re: Purina Diet
PIMP
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| Posted 8/8/06 11:41 AM |
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2PreciousBlessings
The Perfect Pair
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Best Wife & Mommy
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Re: Purina Diet
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| Posted 8/8/06 11:42 AM |
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Stefanie
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Re: Purina Diet
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| Posted 8/8/06 11:44 AM |
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MrsMerlot
Unconditional Love
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Chrissy
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Re: Purina Diet
you said "balls"
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| Posted 8/8/06 11:45 AM |
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