elyssa222
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Ray the patient
Ray was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from his difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appeared to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", Ray mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet. Ray struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, looks at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. Listen very, very closely......
"Are - my - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?"
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