randella
Love my little man
Member since 8/05 16290 total posts
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Randi
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So, I had my first experience with "Prego Molestation" last night...
We were at a party for family friends, and this girl, who is about my age-- a few years younger, but who also happens to be a L&D nurse, or NP, attacked me. Who I might add, lives in Texas and I have seen probably 6 times in my entire life.
Now, you all know that I don't really have a belly. Although when I wear a dress, depending on the fabric, the belly is a little more apparent. Still, there is not much there.
When I see her-- I am sitting down, and I go to stand up to say hello, and she basically shoves her head in my crotch and kisses my belly as I am in half stand/half sit position. 
THEN, when we are leaving-- she again, rubs my belly, puts her head next to it, and places her hand like 2 inches from my cooch!!! 
We were standing with a few people, including DH who probably wore the same shocked look on his face, and I just said-- I appreciate the sentiment, but THAT makes me really uncomfortable.
What the f*ck???? At least if I had a bigger belly, her face and hands would be further away from the rest of my body.. I mean, there should be a law that you can only touch (if even that) big bellys!!! 
Message edited 9/28/2008 9:09:06 AM.
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Goobster
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Member since 5/07 27557 total posts
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Re: So, I had my first experience with "Prego Molestation" last night...
That's weird!!!! A bit much for sure. Your thread title made me laugh though, I thought it was about your DH since my DH is constantly hawking me....
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